Alex is a literal meme. He plays percussion decently and blows your eardrums but you always forgive him because he’s a meme and he’s really funny. that’s everyone says they hate alex but secretly loves him. He will always share food and gets all the girls (somehow).
by Booksbe4boysiguess October 07, 2017
A fairly attractive man, don't let his man-like appearance fool you. Deep down he is a man child who enjoys lewd jokes and playing in the park. He's a sweet guy usually, but will try to persuade you otherwise with buckets full of bravado and constant boasting. If he compliments you it will usually be quickly followed by an insult, so don't get too excited. He's pretty fit, although could use a few more sit ups in the gym.
He's often known to steal people's catch phrases and use them as his own, and will never concede to being wrong or not know directions. His favourite pastimes include munting, motorbike riding and chucking hissy fits when he loses his phone. He is creatively inclined, and can design clothes and will usually play a musical instrument. Most common phrases include "All of the....", "I'm starting to enjoy your company, which is depressing" and donald duck impersonations. He is also known for his very distinct dance moves. If you know an Alex, you're pretty lucky.
He's often known to steal people's catch phrases and use them as his own, and will never concede to being wrong or not know directions. His favourite pastimes include munting, motorbike riding and chucking hissy fits when he loses his phone. He is creatively inclined, and can design clothes and will usually play a musical instrument. Most common phrases include "All of the....", "I'm starting to enjoy your company, which is depressing" and donald duck impersonations. He is also known for his very distinct dance moves. If you know an Alex, you're pretty lucky.
Guy1: "I went munting the other night..."
Guy2: "Oh, were you with Alex?"
Girl1: "That guy is so hot....although he is really neglecting those sit ups"
Girl2: "Sounds like Alex."
Guy2: "Oh, were you with Alex?"
Girl1: "That guy is so hot....although he is really neglecting those sit ups"
Girl2: "Sounds like Alex."
by Clint Heroldini January 06, 2013
by Fuckboy nigger April 25, 2017
A shortened version of Alexander/a.
Meaning: Defender of Man
This name has been used by many Kings, popes, and politicians
Meaning: Defender of Man
This name has been used by many Kings, popes, and politicians
by Osimoky December 17, 2016
Greek Meaning: The name Alex is a Greek baby name. In Greek the meaning of the name Alex is: Defender of men; protector of mankind. It is the best name of all time
by jeff viekle August 15, 2017
Alex is always Smart, Handsome, a gentleman and has a big penis. Alex is also strong and has a horrendous temper so if you piss him off then you better be one fast motherfucker. If alex likes you then he will beat the shit outta someone for you or if he hates you then he will straight up kill you, he also has an extremely dark sense of humor
John- I got into a fight yesterday
Bill- damn ... who?
John- Alex
Bill- how the fuck are you even alive
Bill- damn ... who?
John- Alex
Bill- how the fuck are you even alive
by TM-04-03-2000 July 30, 2017
Alex is a outgoing funny talented adorable amazing. He is the best guy you can ever meet. He is also a great boyfriend, he takes care of the people he loves, he will drop whatever he's doing to help others. He knows how to make you laugh and smile when your down. He's really easy to fall in love with.
by orangebears November 20, 2017