Aiden Lang

some big booty dude who literally warps gravity because of his absolute dump truck

Bill Nye: Bro why is gravity all messed up?
Sir Isaac Newton: dude its Aiden Lang's big booty
Bill Nye: Oh damnnnn its so jiggly

by sussy person ;) June 15, 2021

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Aiden Lowry

One of, if not, the BIGGEST Humphery out there.

Aiden Lowry just hit a quad feed on MW6.

by thatmanguy21 July 16, 2018

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Aiden Hines

A regular to the state of Alabama, his sister and him travel a lot!
Survivor of two massive fights, what a strong survivor!
Makes dumb shitty moves right before college and gets his whole life ruined, but hey, he's got his sister at least.

Bro, Aiden Hines is down bad for his sister.

by Ilikemoldybiscuits January 14, 2023

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Aiden Jones

Wears shorts in the winter, eats black tar heroine, and sparingly plays Fortnite. Murdered 12 Jewish midgets/vampires in a mass killing spree in the 90s. Won 3 awards for Nathan hot dog eating competition. Broke into the asylum to see some guy named Jacob, who helped him with his other murders. Went to heaven.

Ooh it’s aiden Jones… run

by Godiswatchingyouaiden February 15, 2022

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Aiden Ezar

Aiden Ezar is usually the type of man who is THICC as fuck. Everybody thinks he is hot and who smash. Every night he likes to watch anime porn until he falls asleep.

Hey! It's Aiden Ezar!!!

by Niggwardo May 07, 2018

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