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stretching wookie

When a girl's pussy is extremely hairy and her beef curtains are extremely big at the same time. It usually smells funny too; like a wet dog.
"Oh man I was gonna bang her last night but she had the biggest stretching wookie, dude. It was the grossed thing I'd ever seen so I high tailed the fuck outta there.
by 4n4l monster for BenQ July 10, 2016
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ultimate stretch

typically a long cheese pull, or anything in general that can stretch.
bob: *does the ultimate stretch*
john: ULTIMATE STRETCH!!!!!!
by kornball May 14, 2025
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Stretch

When something is taken too far unessecarily, or made long.
Liam: "After she lets me kiss her I'm going to persuade her to have sex with me."
Jim : "Woah chill dude, that's a stretch"
by AyF December 29, 2017
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Stretched child

A teenager or adult that has such a strong baby face that they look like a kid in photographs from the neck up, but they are an average adult height or taller and may have adult body proportions. It is strong enough to cause the uncanny valley, especially if it’s a man with a beard.
Haley Joel Osment and Jojo Siwa are notorious stretched children.
by Dr. Sigh January 27, 2021
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lincoln stretch

a sexual task involving, "four whores and seven queers to blow."
Hey Ricky, tonight the boss wants a Lincoln Stretch.
by urkzik September 25, 2013
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stretched-gag

a gaging vacuum felt in the throat when a person deep throats a small cock right after deep throating a large cock. the small cock tickles the expanded opened up throat from the large cock.
Riley had a stretched-gag when she went down on Tom, she had just gone down on John, John is bigger...
by riley.lovecocks January 11, 2021
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7th inning stretch

She:Are we done?
He: No, it’s just the 7th inning stretch
by Sir Osiss of Liver March 8, 2024
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