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second childhood

Not to be confused wif da "wholesome" procedure of an adult's purchasing vintage/nostalgic items on E-Bay so dat he can again savor stuff dat he'd enjoyed as a youngster, this snortingly-sarcastic "air-quotes" term resentfully refers to when a grownup begins exhibiting similar immature/careless behavior dat he'd performed as a child. This unwise/unhealthy practice can be especially upsetting and disconcerting to any teenage/young-adult offspring of said middle-aged misbehaver, since like as not said parent had admonishingly "drilled and drummed" da supposed virtues of "proper" behavior and speech into said youngsters, and so they now feel betrayed when they see dat their own "guider and lecturer" is HIMSELF now mindlessly disregarding his own teachings, and is subjecting THEM to da very same "selfish and uncivilized" crap dat HE had always claimed stressed/disappointed HIM so much if any of THEM "stepped out of line" like dat.
A classic --- and hilarious --- case of grownups' shockingly/shamelessly indulging in a "second childhood" is da 1930 Laurel and Hardy film "Brats", where Stan and Ollie --- though constantly censuring their cranky and selfish pint-sized juniors for their disgraceful bickery attitudes and thoughtless anti-social interactions --- themselves actually behave just as immaturely and unbecomingly towards each other, as well.
by QuacksO June 8, 2019
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monica the second

A person who enjoys intentionally ruining relationships especially marriages by seducing the male/female of the couple. Usually this person will only go after a non single person simply for the joy of ruining that persons happiness to benefit their own. Most of the time they will leave shortly after the relationship breaks up because that was their only goal.
"Man what happened with you and John I thought y'all were tight"

"We were but some Monica the second had to swoop in and snatch him up"
by That.one.chick.lee March 26, 2017
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Second circumcision

When you get sucked by a girl with braces
Guy 1: shit bro I just got my second circumcision

Guy 2: dude u said u would stop with the 8th graders man
by Cay919 December 4, 2017
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Second Mouth

A vagina / minge / cunt / meat sleave / clunge / fanny / gash / vag / snatch / muff / pussy.
Your girlfriend gave me head with second mouth.
(Your girlfriend gave me a blojob.)
by BigManFred December 25, 2019
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second pee

When you finish peeing, and you pull your pants up and pee a little more in your pants.
"hey bro, did you piss your pants?"
"No, I just experienced second pee."
"Lol"
by Me0wme0wgang January 17, 2020
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Second dad

A person who is not your real dad, but instead the other person who takes care of you. Like your guardian or mentor.

He can also be the person you look up to or is an inspiration to you. This term is especially used for people who are in anime fandoms. daddy second father dad father uncle guardian mentor inspiration
That guy right there is my second dad! He is always helping me out and looking out for me!
by spoodermaniscool January 25, 2020
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March second

Girls have to ask your crush for there hoodie
by Koolaidking kong February 28, 2020
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