the act of placing your tongue in a male or females ass, and probing all around the circumferance of the asshole, while aiding the person in masturbation
by C man January 19, 2003
An almost incoherent sentence produced by typing too fast and not proof-reading. Usually the result of IT professionals who are busier fixing a problem than worrying about email. (Often believed to be caused by a stroke or alcohol)
Zur: Can I get a T90AIMS and T90ESP database created.
DBA: We already created T90AIMS.
Zur: * So we still are still sort a T90ESP db
DBA: Dude, are you OK?
Hays: He's just drunk
Zur: Word salad. Typing too fast for brain.
Rat: I thought you were having a stroke.
DBA: We already created T90AIMS.
Zur: * So we still are still sort a T90ESP db
DBA: Dude, are you OK?
Hays: He's just drunk
Zur: Word salad. Typing too fast for brain.
Rat: I thought you were having a stroke.
by tinky2jed December 09, 2008
An act performed while cuddling, when the two parties are facing each other and their legs are intertwined. This act is similar to spooning, but both parties benefit from mutual love and intimacy.
Guy 1: So did you and your girlfriend bang last night?
Guy 2: No, we were both feeling tired, so we did some salad tonged instead. It was bliss.
Guy 2: No, we were both feeling tired, so we did some salad tonged instead. It was bliss.
by Theoriginalsaladtonger'13 November 13, 2010
A slang-term indicating the use of one's tongue and lips to lick, suck, and penetrate one's anus for the purposes of sexual stimulation: The term originated in prisons during the late 1970's or early 1980's and was derived from the fact that salad dressing was often used to help suppress the taste. Other condiments such as grape-jelly, maple-syrup, and ketchup have also been used for this purpose as well.
The expression became famous due to the statements of a prison inmate in an HBO special titled: "Prisoners of the War on Drugs", and a joke by Chris Rock based on the HBO special.
The expression became famous due to the statements of a prison inmate in an HBO special titled: "Prisoners of the War on Drugs", and a joke by Chris Rock based on the HBO special.
First of all, right, if hes a new comer, right, I want him to suck my ass with jelly, what they call "tossing the salad" -- thats the slang word: "tossing salad" -- it means sucking my ass, right, with jelly or without jelly. Some people use syrup, I prefer for the guy to use jelly, right. I will reach my climate, right, I will automatically get hard right. I will, you know, come automatically if hes sucking my ass for about ten minutes or longer. Its a sensation/feeling and it makes you feel real good. Most all gays do that, you know what Im saying? Like guys to suck their ass. Its just like a pussy, right, but the only different is its not a pussy, right. It's clean, the person is decent, and the person knows that thats a asshole but in they mind they're lookin' at it like a pussy because hes in prison. So, toss my salad, and let him eat me, you know, and we straight. Thats it.
Michael "Snowball" Jones
Inmate #000838155A, East Jersey State Prison
Michael "Snowball" Jones
Inmate #000838155A, East Jersey State Prison
by Delta2477A January 02, 2012
1. When the night ends with someone hooking up with more than 1 fat chick at the same time
2. Eating out the ass of a fat chick
2. Eating out the ass of a fat chick
"He totally ended his night with a hog salad, i saw 2 Hogs leaving his house this morning with sex hair, Scary stuff"
"I had a hog salad last night, chick was at least 250lbs"
"I had a hog salad last night, chick was at least 250lbs"
by Sendog-SiN June 09, 2013
by Alfay August 31, 2009