Joey

Frog

My friend joey looks a lot like a frog. One day I ran a frog over on my longboard and he got mad so I said get over it. You have more family by the pond.

by HenneyBoy December 19, 2016

Joey

Depressed, dumb, and ugly.

joey is depressed

by eauyrrgyde67 May 14, 2018

Joey

A most likely Hawaiian dude who likes flirting with your best friend.

Joey: Waz up girl.

by Hahahhahahahahahhahahahhaha July 15, 2017

Joey

That annoying ass retard who wants to shit on everything that is remotely fun as possible. It should be noted that this nigga has the entire world trade center building jammed up his ass at all times and thinks Bubsy, Shaq-Fu and Megaman And Bass are good games. He's also Leafy's #1 fan and dreams about sucking his dick every day and night. Hanging out with this guy will give you severe headaches, cramps, nausea, seizures, scrotum cancer, erectile dysfunction, brain tumors and possibly death so stay away from him at all cost.

OH SHIT IT'S JOEY, EVERYONE RUN!

User #1: guys this party is boring, lets just stop

User #2: bruh quit being a joey

by anonymous internet faggot May 22, 2019

Joey

A thick god who is amazing at everything and has the largest dick in,the world.

I love how they added new lunch too school its great. No that's just joey's Dick

by Gus gibbs February 16, 2018

joey

joey is the defination of gay no girl nasty ass breath and ugly

Oh hey joey you look so go today and your breath smells bad

by UNOFFICAL URBAN DICTIONAERY April 12, 2019

Joey

Joey, the best guy ever. If you fall, he will help you up. If you get bullied, he will beat the heck out of them. Need a best friend, he got your back. And for all the girls that want a Joey... I'm right here.😊

Kid 1: Joey is so cool
Kid 2: I wish I could be as cool as him

by RegonMD February 10, 2021