A brainless genius

Someone who does things wrong so unfathomablely well and seems like they know what they're doing that other people not only think they are right but you are an idiot for think otherwise

" You see if you flip the pan on the spatula you can flip the sandwich!"
"You can just use the spatula?"
"No you gotta use the pan it works"
"Your a brainless genius."

by C.T Tracy September 17, 2023

Genius Hour

The opposite of finest hour, when someone is being a dumbass and shows a moment of extreme idiocracy.

Guy one: "How do you spell aggressively"
Guy two: "A G G E R S I V L E Y"
Guy one: "Genius hour" or "real genius hour over here".

by A Nice Glock December 19, 2024

national genius day

May 18th is a day celebrating all the geniuses in the world for merely gifting us with their presence amongst humanity. Rise up smart people this is the day for you! If you have a genius in your friend group/ family/ school you should treat them like god on this day!

Person 1: do you know what day it is?
Person 2: May 18th?
Person 1: it’s national genius day! So you have to be extra nice to me!
Person 2: oh god...

by RandomnessPersonisME October 31, 2019

Professor Genius

A person who has a ego so big, that they feel the need to call themselves both Professor and Genius and insist that others do the same

Student: "Good Morning Professor"
Professor: "I actually prefer to be called Professor Genius. Since, you know. I'm so smart.
Student: *Sigh*

by kople700 July 22, 2018

Urban Dictionary is not ready for my genius.

The things I hold in my mind's eye are those that you will never even begin to comprehend. Urban Dictionary, in and of itself, pales in comparison to my might.

I have posted many a definition to this site, but have determined that Urban Dictionary is not ready for my genius.

by Sl1pzBigMan July 24, 2020

genius

They like their own company, They're really funny,

Are happy alone

Often controlled by others that are less inteligent.

Study shows that intelligent people listen to death metal at a much higher rate than others.
"Genius"

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by zepp1 July 11, 2018

genius birth

When you poop and its kind of hard to get out in the begining but then gets really easy suddenly; like one would imagine the experience of giving birth to Einstein to be (only...out of your butt).

I had to push hard in the begining but it turned out to be a genius birth.

by plastichistory June 24, 2011