Erection while defecating
by Poopwood January 24, 2018
Get the poop woodymug. Woody psychosis has had me complaining about Woody to everyone and I can’t stop.
Example: Woody is a terrible person and sucks. I can’t believe you still hang out with him!
Example: Woody is a terrible person and sucks. I can’t believe you still hang out with him!
by Borat Vanilla Face August 15, 2025
Get the Woody Psychosismug. A woody towel is the bar rag male bartenders tuck in the front of the britches supposedly for wiping off their hands. In reality it is to cover their "wood" as in "I would love to..." when face to face with a hottie or face to flesh with a pair of mounds more than a mouthful. It conveniently covers the bulge, re-adjustment, as well as subtle massage in an inconspicious manner under the guise of wiping one's hands.
With the nipples pressing to escape the fabric in front of the bartender's eyes, the bar rag in the back pocket was subtley switched to the front, thus becoming a woody towel.
by BigRedBeast May 13, 2011
Get the Woody Towelmug. by Mrs Fantasy December 10, 2013
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Get the Woody the dogmug. by The Chainsaw chronicles December 22, 2022
Get the Woody Invitemug. 