social masochist

a person who literally gets off on being somewhere they’re not wanted lol the other definition is wrong

my friend : why are you going to your exes party he hates u

me : i’m a social masochist

by no pride November 5, 2021

social rights

noun

refers to a set of rights which an individual is entitled within society in a social context. These consist of;

a; freedom of choice

b.; free will

c; individuality

all members of a free Democratic society, are bequeathed with social rights.

by Baron Neville June 10, 2017

Social Hyena

Someone in a group of assholes who laugh at abuse for a social status

that group of EGO hungry bullys are a bunch of social hyenas

by monkeyboyliam May 15, 2017

social wizard

person able to communicate, relate, understand and return the same level back to a person or group

Megan is such a social wizard. She can hold a conversation with anyone.

by ItzLyBiatch July 29, 2009

social stoner

An individual who only smokes weed when someone else has it. Basically a person who doesn't buy their own weed and mooches of you when you have it.

Kyle-"dude you think Tyler has any weed?"
Zach-"nah man, he's a social stoner. He only smokes whenever someone else has bud."
Kyle-"wow, what a mooch."

by All State 1B March 2, 2014

social parsley

Individuals that add no real value to a social setting. Like parsley, it adds to the over all aesthetic but is not integral and would not be noticed or missed if removed. Ultimately, a non-factor in the social world.

That guy was nice, but didn't really have anything valid or humorous to say. He was social parsley. NEXT.

by Haus of HMX July 6, 2011

pasta social

A large gathering of folks that celebrate the sauciest moments in life. Pants are optional.

Johnny: Yo! My cousin lost her virginity! You coming to the Pasta Social to celebrate?

Christopher: Yeah man, uncle buds has been fucking everybody these days. I’m in!

by Cusefunnies April 10, 2021