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major load

the decription of a guy who shoot larger than average loads of cum
by the looks of amy's face she just met major load
by mister big jim May 1, 2010
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Fake Major

A person whose form of study leads them to hate on all other majors;

a form of study where the information could just as easily be found on Google and has no need to go to college for it;
A college major that has been paid for when it would have been better off just paying overdue library fines and receiving the same education.
"You are pursuing a fake major because the only job you will get will be working at a Starbucks."
by Damarcus Winstavious April 29, 2013
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major evacuation

The push a loarge poopie from ones bumhole
Jesus I have some major evacuation to do !
by JT Rooster November 3, 2006
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major mix

n. - A series of drinks that one can elect to order if planning to get hammered. In order;

1. Shot of whiskey
2. Glass of brandy
3. Shot of tequila
4. Another shot of tequila, with a Baby Guinness chaser
5. At least one shot of half-vodka, half-whiskey.

If not at a significant level of inebriation, repeat until desirable effects occur.
DUDE I hear you got fucked up on the major mix last night!
by pseudomajor October 14, 2012
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Major song

A song that literally everbody has heard. Everywhere you go when someone sings it, you and all the other people in that area will know what song it is. Most of these asre not good songs but most are too.
Some major songs include: Gonna make you sweat (Everybody dance now), Hot in herre, Cant touch this, I'm Too Sexy, Ice Ice Baby, Burning Love, You should know the rest...
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major swipe

when a man has a huge dick
definately a turn on
ooooo, yummy, that guy has major swipe
i wonder if he has a gf
by missygmoney April 25, 2008
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Major Hal

Major Hal is an internet guru known for intelligence and humor; he's most famous for his parodys of the wigger community personified through his character L-Breezy. He also has a 14 inch penis
Dude, you totally Major Haled that test question, you're gonna get an A!

chic voiceWow, I knew you were packin, but who knew you had a Major Hal!chic voice
by Major Hal October 26, 2004
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