major load

the decription of a guy who shoot larger than average loads of cum
by the looks of amy's face she just met major load
by mister big jim May 01, 2010
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Fake Major

A person whose form of study leads them to hate on all other majors;

a form of study where the information could just as easily be found on Google and has no need to go to college for it;
A college major that has been paid for when it would have been better off just paying overdue library fines and receiving the same education.
"You are pursuing a fake major because the only job you will get will be working at a Starbucks."
by Damarcus Winstavious April 30, 2013
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Major hewlett

Is a short British officer who at times can have a bad temper and has a weird obsession with his horse may have fucked both of them at some point, he in in turn Washington spies and gets rejected by Anna sadly and hates Simcoe, on the low point just be safe around this British officer because he will kill you by hanging you
"Law order authority" said by Major Hewlett in the show
by Turn Washington Spies September 09, 2017
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Theater Major

Some of the most petty people that are on a campus. They’re either really nice or the human equivalent of Satan’s Athletes Foot. Either the best people you will meet, the embodiment of evil, or both. These freaks do nothing but bitch, complain, talk shit, and hang out in the theater like a bunch of vampires. Unless you’re one of them, you don’t see them. It’s an acceptable cult.
“So, what field are you in?”
“Oh, I’m a theater major.”
“GET THEE BEHIND ME, SATAN!”
by Drowningindebt February 11, 2018
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major swipe

when a man has a huge dick
definately a turn on
ooooo, yummy, that guy has major swipe
i wonder if he has a gf
by missygmoney April 26, 2008
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Major Hal

Major Hal is an internet guru known for intelligence and humor; he's most famous for his parodys of the wigger community personified through his character L-Breezy. He also has a 14 inch penis
Dude, you totally Major Haled that test question, you're gonna get an A!

chic voiceWow, I knew you were packin, but who knew you had a Major Hal!chic voice
by Major Hal October 26, 2004
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major mix

n. - A series of drinks that one can elect to order if planning to get hammered. In order;

1. Shot of whiskey
2. Glass of brandy
3. Shot of tequila
4. Another shot of tequila, with a Baby Guinness chaser
5. At least one shot of half-vodka, half-whiskey.

If not at a significant level of inebriation, repeat until desirable effects occur.
DUDE I hear you got fucked up on the major mix last night!
by pseudomajor May 06, 2012
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