the kiss of poseidon

When you are taking a dump and the water splashed up and hits your butt cheek

“Bro I was taking a massive shit when all of the sudden I felt the kiss of Poseidon”

by Idkwtf2namedis February 22, 2018

Lizard kissing

Kissing with tongues but shallow and flickering like a lizard tongue.

"Haha you look like a lizard... ewww that was definitely lizard kissing!"

by MAPRGHP April 16, 2010

coconut kiss

simply put, a blow job, fellatio or head - however you want to say it.

inspired by a drink called coconut kiss that looks like jizz in a bottle.

I totally gave Thomas a coconut kiss last night!

Omg did you hear that Emily gave Freddie a coconut kiss?

Where's Michelle? Oh she's giving Tony a coconut kiss.

by bethbabex June 15, 2009

jump kissed

When you are taking to a person of interest and outta nowhere they kiss you.

I was out a bar last night when, outta nowhere, this girl jump kissed me.

by TheLivingLegend December 31, 2013

kelly kiss

When a persons drunk mother licks your face.

Mikes mom is drunk again she's giving everybody kelly kisses

by noimaplaya December 10, 2010

grandma's kisses

funny ass parody of Spongebob SquarePants. If u never saw, watch it!!!

Jon: "Yo u watch Grandma's Kisses yet?"
Rob: " Yea I nearly pissed my pants it was so funny!"

by HalfRecklessG May 6, 2008

Liverpool Kiss

English term for a Head butt, a form of physical attack where the victim is hit on the forehead by the attacker's head.

"After critiquing an opposition player's tackling style, Roger recieved a serious Liverpool Kiss"

by D F Stuckey March 14, 2004