Jake

A obnoxious person who thinks he has friends but he doesn't

Emma: how are you today lila?
Jake: Good
Lila: she was talking to me you dick

by HelloOhohohoh January 28, 2019

Jake

My big loving and caring husbando. He slopply kisses me inside my mouth with the big tongue action and rapes me at night and I love him. He is very dominant and is in no need for no filthy sluts like basically every girl!

Me: OH DADDY JAKE KUN
Jake: Oh yeah niggashit

by niggashitluvr69 November 24, 2019

Jakes

Typically the brother of one of your best friends. Jakes are known to be a bit precious, high drama, slightly narcissistic and far too good looking for a one syllable first name. Most Jakes are found in California, with some recent sitings in upper-middle Wisconsin in the Jewish quarter.

Jakes being such a dick again!

Don't you mean Jake's being such a dick again?

Yeah, but Urban Dictionary wouldn't let me post something that specific.

by UM&UAE2021 December 5, 2019

Jake

Jake is a very petty person and he doesn’t know weather he wants friends or not. He is very temperamental and petty and uses lots of hair gel. As well as being petty Jake is also quite petty and he will ghost you for no apparent reason.

Person 1: why isn’t jake talking to you guys?
Person 2: I don’t know, I think he’s just being petty

by Rhianna. C December 9, 2019

Jake

Jake is a guy that is a racist son of a bitch that loves Alex and wants to fuck her

Jake is fucking hella gay

by Facts nigger December 26, 2019

Jake

One who favors ice cream and communism above all, responds to "Communist Scum".
Plural: Jakes

If you wear a Sickle and Hammer to Baskin Robbin's, you're a Jake.

by DEADMEMEGOAT May 14, 2018

Jake

Attractive, but not worth the emotional rollercoaster he is sure to put you on.

You don’t want a Jake in your life.

by uUAV December 20, 2017