Gangster-Gimme the weed
PaperBOy- It'll cost ya.
Gangster-*pulls out gangster grip* what?
PaperBoy-umm. here take it.
PaperBOy- It'll cost ya.
Gangster-*pulls out gangster grip* what?
PaperBoy-umm. here take it.
by riseagainst4eva January 1, 2009
Get the gangster gripmug. unhung teen though confident in his mastery of self stimulation despite several obvious shortcomings.
If your finger can touch your thumb your girth is below average
If your finger can touch your thumb your girth is below average
how's your grip masterb8r?
Although yearning for escalation from all his fucking homework a grip master will have neither handies nor pussy and the only oral activities he'll get will be laughter at his hard short skinny penis, but he's always down to fap especially encoregasm
With grip master aspirations jizzing a dozen a day he failed to recognize his cock fell short of the five inch average penis length for six months into puberty which is well short of seven inch average penis length.
More laughable still he could tuck two knuckles gripping nowhere near five inch average girth.
A grip master grasps shaft from pelvis up, right hand atop left, leaving no penis exposed. If he had average length there would be some penis exposed -- if he was hung another hand stacked would still leave some penis exposed with fingertip unable to touch thumb.
Although yearning for escalation from all his fucking homework a grip master will have neither handies nor pussy and the only oral activities he'll get will be laughter at his hard short skinny penis, but he's always down to fap especially encoregasm
With grip master aspirations jizzing a dozen a day he failed to recognize his cock fell short of the five inch average penis length for six months into puberty which is well short of seven inch average penis length.
More laughable still he could tuck two knuckles gripping nowhere near five inch average girth.
A grip master grasps shaft from pelvis up, right hand atop left, leaving no penis exposed. If he had average length there would be some penis exposed -- if he was hung another hand stacked would still leave some penis exposed with fingertip unable to touch thumb.
by heatHerize January 16, 2013
Get the Grip mastermug. If I'm ever floating out in open water, I hope I'm with Pam Anderson, 'cause there ain't no way I'll ever sink with them life grips of hers! Holler.
by Bad Obnauticus October 30, 2009
Get the life gripsmug. Death Grips is a group of 3 alcoholic homeless guys that have an addiction to every drug imaginable.
they also make music that sounds exactly like getting drunk taking every drug imaginable. They also have received heavy amount's of praise from famous melon headed critic Anthony fantano (also known as theneedledrop) and 4chan for their 10/10 discography with no flaws whatsoever.
they also make music that sounds exactly like getting drunk taking every drug imaginable. They also have received heavy amount's of praise from famous melon headed critic Anthony fantano (also known as theneedledrop) and 4chan for their 10/10 discography with no flaws whatsoever.
Person 1: you know death grips released a new album right?
Person 2: yeah, that fucking melon gave it a 10 didnt he?
Person 1: yeah he did, it made feel noided beyond belief.
Person 2: yeah, that fucking melon gave it a 10 didnt he?
Person 1: yeah he did, it made feel noided beyond belief.
by Local lawnmower November 20, 2020
Get the Death Gripsmug. the act of putting index finger up the fanny and your thumb up the arsehole and squeezing the tips togeather.
by micky willy July 17, 2011
Get the Quinzy gripmug. When a girl grips onto your arms, legs, torso, or penis during sex so hard she causes you to bruise.
by Little Hurricane April 27, 2015
Get the Girl Gripmug. When a man, usually of notable strength, lifts a woman off of the ground by inserting his two middle fingers into her vagina, and placing his thumb inside her rectum, as if gripping a bowling ball.
Did you see Tina's face? Word has it that her boyfriend gave her the 'bowling grip', and swung her down a flight of stairs.
by Gumzoobo June 2, 2011
Get the Bowling Gripmug.