Drunk Navigation

Drunk navigation is the built in GPS that kicks in when your done done at the club, and both you and your phone are dead.

dude: how did you get home last night? i tried to call you but i only got to voicemail

dude #2: yeah man, phone died, had to use my drunk navigation

by SmokinHotGinger October 7, 2016

Hyper-drunk

The state of being both hyper and drunk at the same time.

I've had like 15 double vodka red bulls tonight, I am so hyper-drunk!

by Clyde_91 April 6, 2014

Drunk Bump

A bruise or gash that you wake up with after a night of partying or heavy drinking, with no remembrance of what happened or how you got it. Occuring with the stupidity and clumsiness of intoxication.

Mike - "Woah Dude! That bruise is huge, what the hell happened?"
John - "Drunk Bump"
Mike- "that explains it.. you were REALLY shitfaced last night"

by xoxjadexxx November 30, 2009

mosh-drunk

after the concert your legs hurt so bad that you can't walk straight or stay upright

first-time concert-goer: my legs hurt i can't walk right
someone who has been to a concert: dude, you're mosh-drunk

by PuNkMaN1987 September 20, 2009

Rhodes Drunk

A term used to describe an extreme type of drunk and its associated behaviour.

Individuals reaching the Rhodes Drunk plateau, are best identified through their behaviours. Common behaviour traits include hurling oneself down stairs, attempting to kiss randoms and getting naked.

Reaching the Rhodes Drunk plateau is typically paired with a healthy dose of memory loss, often to the recipients joy of not having to relive the horror.

Wow that guy is Rhodes Drunk!

by Harold the Brave June 3, 2014

Drunk telekinesis

Motioning to something with your hands until some less drunk person brings it to you.

My beer was 2 feet away on the coffee table. Given such an insurmountable distance, I used drunk telekinesis until the girl sitting next to me leaned forward and placed it in my hand.

by AlexanderThe_____ October 6, 2013

piss drunk

Absolutely obliterated from drinking it up all night. So drunk you have to take a piss every five minutes or so, right on the borderline of throwing up.

I got piss drunk off Long Island's last night.

by ACG2x February 27, 2004