wayne cigarette

when someone rolls a cigarette so badly you laugh your ass off, but somehow are miraculously still able to smoke it.

Someone in early grade school told me what a wayne cigarette was. I didn't make it up myself, and i don't know anybody who's name is wayne. It was actually urban slang for a badly rolled cigarette at that time, and i heard it again from unrelated people on unrelated occasions. It was coined by an unknown source and referred to the waning condition of the cigarette, while possibly suggesting a remote allusion to the imagined existence of someone named wayne who rolled cigarettes badly.

Although it resembled an inside joke, it was never presented as one and although my first attempt at entering this into urban dictionary failed, it is authentic legitimate urban slang so i'm trying it again.

I was not a smoker or in a position to go find some guy named wayne so i could laugh at the way he rolled a cigarette, being a third grader at a religious private school.
by catholicbooty September 09, 2015
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The Dirty Cigarette

So when a guy or girl, puts their lips on another persons asshole and as the person farts, they inhale and then breathe it out. Viola, The Dirty Cigarette
Oi, Bert just gave Ernie The Dirty Cigarette, How filth.
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cigarette smoking man

A.K.A Cancer Man, Cigarette Smoking Man, Smokey, C.G.B Spender.
Main anti-agonist at the x-files, cant be seen without his cigarette even in a single episode, he smokes "morley" which is a fictious brand of cigarette.
by Serkan May 22, 2007
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horse shit cigarettes

a brand of Mexican smokes from TJ Mexico
smokin horse shit cigarettes is just like kissing a dog's ass after a warm dump!
by itichie_nocanpo August 29, 2006
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Lethal Weapon Cigarette

A totally crumpled, but still smokable cigarette, usually caused by sitting on it. This comes from a scene out of the Lethal Weapon film where Mel Gibson has fallen off a bridge and wants to smoke a cigarette to beat the unbearable pain.
"Oh dammit, you sat on my pack of cigarettes, now I have a Lethal Weapon cigarette"
by jormeidt October 05, 2006
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Bob Marley Cigarette

Ay John and I lit up a Bob Marley cigarette the other day and blazed that shit up.
by JBurnes3 March 08, 2009
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full flavor cigarette

Not a camel light or any cigarette with light or ultra light in the name.
A Example of a full flavor cigarette:Marlboro red, Marlboro 72's
by smokey LiL-J September 24, 2006
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