February 31

The day that comes once a year where you can masterbait at school and fuck people in corners. It's like the purge but sexual laws are the only ones that are legal for 24 hours.

On this day you can fuck your family and get 8 women pregnant.

It is also a day of exploring. You can try fucking different ages, sexs, or cultures.

Samantha: hey Patricia, you wanna smash tomorrow

Patricia: first of all, I'm your sister second I'm straight

Samantha: but tomorrow is February 31

Patricia: oh ya!

*turns 12 am*

Samantha: *gets strap-on and fucks Patricia until her vagina is torn in two*

Patricia:*never able to walk again* oh hell ya, February 31 is now officially my favourite day!

by Snoff666 October 30, 2019

October 31

October 31 Is The Day That Semaj Deshawn Scott Dick Taking Dusty Bald Where We Finna Eat At Waterbottle Built Ass Dyke Built Ass Used Tampon Built Ass Incest Ass Was Born.

Him:You Know That Dude Who Was Born October 31 Named Semaj From Horizon?

The Dude Who Built Like A Dyke That Got his Hair Cut Off And He Got HIs Braces Off?

Him:Yeah That Fag Ass Nigga

by The Booty Hole Tickler October 21, 2019

October 1-31

A month where you do absolutely nothing besides your normal monthly routine.

Ryan: Hey Kim you know what month it is right??
Kim: Spooky seazon!!!
Ryan: No it’s slap ass month..
Kim: I hate you..
Ryan: It’s October 1-31 slap ass month
Kim:nooooo

by Lxghtenup October 14, 2019

may 31, 2007

The day the most perfect girl was created. Name is a ansley or Hannah or something

Hey have you heard the new girl was born on May 31, 2007

by Ansleyc November 2, 2019

Boyalations 31:10

At the end of the day, we move.

Friend 1: Kevin's going through a breakup right now...
Friend 2: Tell him to read the Boyalations 31:10 quote

by Subject A(S) March 14, 2022

October 25-31

No Nut November preseason; the last week of October

Bro, it’s October 25-31, and you’re still pullin’ it like twice a day. You ain’t gon’ be ready.

by findmeshittinatschool October 26, 2019

August 31, 2009

Best date in the history of dates

Y'all are just mad cause you don't have a birthday buddy whos birthday is August 31, 2009

by Banana__Breaddd April 14, 2022