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onion trap

When an individual (usually someone commenting on Facebook) reads the title of an article on The Onion and believes it to be real.

North Korea is famous for falling into Onion traps.
A: This stupid article says that FIFA wants female players to spend more time jumping.
B: That article was on The Onion, you dipstick. Stop falling into Onion traps!
by horatiofanz August 11, 2015
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japanese trap

A japanese trap is a character in an anime where that characters gender appears to be that of a female but in actuality the character is male.
"While watching some Japanese anime, I thought the lead character was female. Later on I found out "she" was a japanese trap, with a really long cock."
by Myzore June 24, 2014
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beaver trap

a man is said to have laid a beaver trap when he 'lures' a woman into having sex with him (repeatedly) with the promise of marrying her soon. After his hunger is satisfied enough, the man backs off from his commitment.

(this especially happens in conservative societies of developing countries where girls consider it a taboo to have sex before marriage. Hence laying a beaver trap is the only option for the sexually-starved & commitment-phobic guys. In such coutries, a man accused of laying a beaver trap is booked under the charges of rape)
Ajay: Hey Vijay, I can't believe it. How did you manage to nail that conservative gal ?
Vijay: Ya man, it wasn't an easy task. Finally, I had to lay a beaver trap.
by spunkTanker November 6, 2010
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Bird Trap

A Bird Trap is a girl who seems attractive and chill, but they turn out to be extremely obsessive and crazy.
"Hey man that Hailey chick turned out to be a real bird trap,"
by big_birb May 22, 2017
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Trapped Turd

A Trapped Turd is a Poo Anxiously Awaiting Expulsion From Ones Bowls.
"A Fart 💨is a Cry for Help from a Trapped Turd 💩 .".
by Nikkii November 29, 2017
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Perjury Trap

When you know someone did something, you ask them about it and they lie to you.

Lying when the other person already knows the answer.
I was caught lying under oath about robbing the bank. They setup a perjury trap since they had it on video the whole time!
by Fo Gish November 13, 2018
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Trout trap

During foreplay with a new woman, the lover decides they want to give a tongue beating on the Ol pussy pink meat. It is best practice to first take a dip in the pool with a finger. One can then take a discreet sniff, to test if the parting of the lips has a good scent. If you forget to check the oil before lapping at it like a dog licking a wound, you may get trout trapped. This poor basturd, genitalia engorged with blood, consumed by a madmans lust to gunk up their tongue with a sopping handful of muff. Like a runaway freight train careening towards a disaster, the fragrance slaps them in the face. As if at 2 am, the dance club lights turn on and you realize the person you have been dancing with all night looks like a meth addict, everything is seen clearly. You have been trout trapped. Before you is a hatchet wound burping out its putrid air, a cesspool churning its swill. Aromas of gutted maggot ridden fish bursting open on a 90 degree day, swamp ass where you sharted but have no way to wipe so you have to sit sweating in your filth, and the musky sweet sweat on a 300 pounder. Being a good person, not wanting to embarrass her, you decide to dive in. Working up several shot glasses of saliva you prepare to give her a pussy bath. Even if there are sticky chunks of cottage cheese you gallantly slurp away the filth. 3 days later when pungent scent still remains on your upper lip. Slowly wafting under your nose even after 20 hot showers, you vow never to be trout trapped again.
Sorry I will stand farther away talking to you, I was trout trapped last night and I can't get rid of her between the meat flaps slim coating on my tongue.
by Kissel August 23, 2023
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