a mathematical approximation of a person's physical attractiveness, most often used as a universal index of comparison among women of varied body types. Other uses include analysis of breast growth on overweight men (see manboob) and, rarely, justification for the use of the phrase BBW.
She would be a 2 if her tit to gut ratio wasn't a 3. That big girl's got enough tits to motorboat for hours.
by Big_BB February 24, 2010
Get the Tit to Gut Ratiomug. The weight to tit ratio relates the bra and pant size of a woman to their fuckability. It is derived from the concept that large breasted women are more likely to be fat asses than small breasted women. However, men are willing to take a small amount of fat if it means bigger tits, to an extent. The weight to tit ratio helps men decide if the tits are worth the fat. The exact definition is:
T/(W^2)=F
Where T=Tit Size, W=Weight, F=Fuckability.
T/(W^2)=F
Where T=Tit Size, W=Weight, F=Fuckability.
Guy 1: "Damn Look at that chicks tits!"
Guy 2: "Dude she's at least 650 pounds. Terrible weight to tit ratio."
Guy 1: "Yeah, but she has double Z tits so her fuckablility is a 7.
Guy 2: "No you forgot to square the weight. It's actually 0"
Guy 2: "Dude she's at least 650 pounds. Terrible weight to tit ratio."
Guy 1: "Yeah, but she has double Z tits so her fuckablility is a 7.
Guy 2: "No you forgot to square the weight. It's actually 0"
by wiggly22 November 15, 2009
Get the weight to tit ratiomug. The skeet skeet ratio is the ratio of your own skeet to that of everyone else's skeets when you play soggy waffle.
A high skeet skeet ratio means that the skeet present in the soggy waffle is mainly comprised of your own brand.
by Blaine Carter November 4, 2007
Get the skeet skeet ratiomug. by baconlover1213 October 10, 2012
Get the sass to height ratiomug. by maelleb February 19, 2022
Get the ratio my assmug. Eye-to-bag ratio, symbol ξ, is defined such that
ξ = h(eye)/h(eye bag) = k*beauty
where h is a function of height,
h(eye) is the height of an individual's open eye,
h(eye bag) is the visible height of the eye bag, and
k is a nonzero arbitrary constant. Rearranging the equation gives:
beauty ∝ξ
ξ = h(eye)/h(eye bag) = k*beauty
where h is a function of height,
h(eye) is the height of an individual's open eye,
h(eye bag) is the visible height of the eye bag, and
k is a nonzero arbitrary constant. Rearranging the equation gives:
beauty ∝ξ
Evidence suggests that when
- h(eye) is high and/or
- h(eye bag) is low,
ξ (eye-to-bag ratio) is large and thus, under a constant k condition, beauty of the individual yielding the calculated ξ is also large.
- h(eye) is high and/or
- h(eye bag) is low,
ξ (eye-to-bag ratio) is large and thus, under a constant k condition, beauty of the individual yielding the calculated ξ is also large.
by hoz0r July 23, 2010
Get the eye-to-bag ratiomug. Its how tall a guy has to be for his dick to be at the same height as your head
4'10" : Kinda tall/Average
6' : Really Fucking Tall
4'10" : Kinda tall/Average
6' : Really Fucking Tall
Chris : Yo did you see how short Alison was?
Rick : Yeah her Head to Dick Ratio was Average to Below Average
Rick : Yeah her Head to Dick Ratio was Average to Below Average
by therealbatmanmixedwithowlman April 9, 2019
Get the Head to Dick Ratiomug.