five fingers in my ass

when a person has five fingers in their ass, visibly associating sex or other.
"five fingers in my ass" is written like a first person view, "there is 5 fingers in your ass" as a 3rd person view, it associates sex or other.

bill: hey jared how ya doing
jared: nothing much, also I seemingly have to point out that there's 5 fingers in my ass and I am being fucked by a anonymous person of undefined gender.
bill: oh alright
by turtlesaredumb42069 February 14, 2022
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man up my ass

When a female tries to man the fuck up but cannot do so because she is just simply not man enough, all she can do is what any self respecting lady would do and bend over to recieve a man up her ass.
Sian - I cant watch this film its to scary
Jon - Don't be such a pussy
Sian - But its gunna give me nightmares
Jon - Just man up
Sian - But I dont like it (starts crying)
Jon - Man the Fuck Up
Sian - Man up My Ass
by Black Jon February 25, 2008
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clapping my ass

1.) when a song that has a rather catchy beat comes on aka a bop, and you want to dance to it. (Verb)

2.) Also can be used to describe yourself as the claps in a song, also meaning you are dancing really hard to the song when it was recorded! (Also verb)
Clapping my Ass: A figure of speech when you like a song and want to dance to it

1.)*sorry not sorry by Demi Lovato comes on*

“OMG THIS IS MY SONG IM ABOUT TO CLAP MY ASS, SUCH A BOP”
*proceeds to dance*

2.)“Okay you hear that in the background?? That’s my ASS CLAPPING.”
by felich December 29, 2017
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hence my ass

a sarcastic offer to allow one to make sweet love to the subjects ass.
person one: Hey Lisa I just went shopping, hence the cool shoes!
person two: John, I'm not in the mood for you today, hence my ass!
by Shamrock5 January 15, 2009
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dancing my ass off

Dancing till your ass tears apart
Last night at the party, I was dancing my ass off. What an amazing night, pity i cant remember any of it!!!!
by imyourbiggestfan October 19, 2010
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Eskimo kiss my ass

The act of sticking your nose between someone's ass cheeks and eskimo kissing their asshole.
by Will and Thera February 22, 2008
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Bite out my ass

Another term for kiss my ass, suck my balls, or fuck off. To completely dismiss someones statement.
Person 1: Go wash the helo.
Person 2: You can bite out my ass hoe!

Example 2

Person 1:You shouldn't be such a douche
Person 2: Bite out my ass!
by Natlaofatlantis April 10, 2010
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