Berry Colossal Crunch

The greatest cereal ever made. It has five different fruity flavors and is just like Captain Crunch's Crunch Berries cereal, but even better. It also comes in a huge bag that has twice as much cereal inside than a regular cereal box. The inside of the bag itself smells like wonderland. Berry Colossal Crunch is delicious to the point where you don't even need milk, or to eat it for just breakfast, and anybody will enjoy it.

Berry Colossal Crunch is the greatest cereal ever made.

by TheFiend138 May 25, 2014

crunch-potch

A fucking crotch punch.

S: "Why isn't that creepy guy hanging around anymore?"
K: "That bitch earned himself a crunch-potch. You won't be seeing him anytime soon..."

K: "That's it. It's crunch-potching time!!!"
Guy: OH NOOOOOOOO! My penis!

by The Dapper Gentleman July 30, 2008

Captain Crunch

Jizz in a beard that turns crunchy.

Matt loves to give Del a Captain Crunch.

I hate waking up with Captain Crunch in my beard.

by engfavoritepeps October 9, 2012

Doo Doo Crunch

An expression used to describe something that really sucks.

"Don't go see the new Ben Affleck movie, it is doo doo crunch."

by Mr Puddles December 1, 2009

cheesy gordita crunch

1.) a tasty snack available at taco bell consisting of a soft, warm gordita shell, connected via cheese to a crunchy corn tortilla shell, filled with beef, lettuce, cheese, and a special sauce.

2.) a standard unit of betting in some social circles. a bet becomes official once a quantity of cheesy gordita crunches has been offered as a bet, and a handshake has followed. the winner of the bet may redeem his/her cheesy gordita crunch during the subsequent trip to taco bell.

1.) man, I could really go for a cheesy gordita crunch right now!

2.)
jon: dude, there's no way that's gonna float.
david: are you kidding me? it's definitely gonna float.
jon: I'll bet you a cheesy gordita crunch that it won't, bitch!

by David October 11, 2007

Cap'n Crunch mouth

When the roof of your mouth gets all torn up after eating Cap'n Crunch or some other rough food.

I get Cap'n Crunch mouth after eating 2 bowls of that friggin cereal!

by Carla Reyes January 11, 2008

rainbow nut crunch

the act of getting a blowjob while making a peanut butter sandwich

Well i got home from raisins the gay hooters and i was craving a peanut butter ad jelly sandwich. Well i maid henrietta was having a very fine looking onsomble on. She came up and honeslty i had the biggest and most crooked backboard of a boner ever and i just couldnt wait to get to the den and she just gave me a rainbow nut crunch.............

by penis monser July 3, 2010