smol bean

someone’s who short and annoying

karma is a smol bean🥺owo and is annoying

by _archangell__ March 8, 2021

eat my beans boi

When you want a boi to eat ur beans

Todd: Hey Jimmy, eat my beans boi!
Jimmy: mmmmmmmmm tasty
Todd: thanks, i made em in my special body part

by Fuckme69420 March 24, 2021

bean

A bean is someone who is very innocent and cute in nature, but is secretly extremely sexual

Kyle: Evan is such a bean
Lexi: Yeah I know, he’s so sweet and innocent
Kyle: But you know what they say about beans?
Lexi: What?
Kyle: That they are super sexual.

Lexi: Ohh yeah I know 😏

by teaspiller123 January 4, 2019

A jelly bean

Be jealous.

- Are you jealous or what?
- You wish, - snorts.
- Cute.
- What do you think is cute?
- You’re such a jelly bean.
- F*ck off.

(Dialog from: "Our Language" by Sayako)

by harina_kim February 6, 2024

Bean Bag

When someone is being a waste of time, fat fuck that isn't at all amusing you with his/her large head.

"Kaylim, your being a bean bag fuck i'm going to slide tackle your Dad'

by GazzyThirdLeg November 5, 2015

BEANS

Beans the best things to go on toast and on your partner

Person 1: I just ate beans
Person 2: On toast? Yea that's the best

Person 1:no on my partner

by Welovebeans May 21, 2022

BEANS

BEANS(but in caps)

Guy 1: "Beans"

by THE_BEAN_KING May 5, 2021