Alyssa j

Alyssa J is the most gorgeous woman in the world and most likely to be in love with a guy named Andrew who will treat her like a queen they are the greatest couple ever and will always be together forever once they meet each other alyssa j is a strong-minded woman who claims independence but loves to be babied by her lover anyone who gets to meet an alyssa j will be one lucky son of a bitch
them- whoaaa is that Alyssa J

me- Yeah she's dating andrew

them- he's one lucky mother fucker
by a1782 February 25, 2024
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me j

it's used to mean something done by only you.
it can also mean some private activity you do to someone like sex ,
about the word me j, it directly comes from me job but me j makes it sound sexy!
she was my friend for so long and it's about time i do the me j.
by Gstary Konvie July 23, 2019
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Me J

“ I walked in on my roommate with his back on the ground his legs in the air trying to give himself a Me J” Or “ Did you hear that rumor about Marilyn Manson having a rib removed so he could suck his own dick? It takes commitment to achieve the Me J”
by PsychioticRN August 13, 2022
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J. Schizzle

Alias of ganster rapper John Cairns, known for his contriversial lyrics about bent slabs.

Like J. Bizzle, but worse.
That J. Schizzle is a right c*nt!
by J. Schizzle April 13, 2008
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Fatty J

A FAT hiphop artist who's music gonna hit you hard and will get you stoned as fuck, more than a blunt smoked alone.
Damn you looking high as fuck, guess you were fucking with some Fatty J's tracks ain't you
by Yoshimatsu November 27, 2022
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Schrödinger's /j

when a neurotypical makes a questionable post and they slap a “/j” below the post depending on whether the tl gets mad at them or not.

Not to be mistaken for "forgetting to add a tone indicator", a schrödinger's /j can only be considered a schrödinger's /j if either the "joke" is SUPER unclear and it therefore causes a negative reaction or there was no visible punchline and people get mad thinking the post was genuinely serious.
"oomf just said something super ableist and when they got called out they defended themselves by saying they forgot to add /j to their post." "what the hell? that has to be a schrödinger's /j; literally where was the punchline??"
by MadMadDog October 30, 2020
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J's Megamix 2024

peak group project where no one answers the group chat yet the music still gets made. Led by exquisite mastermind J1 the Won, his minions struggle to make their way to his house to record for an average of 5 hours just to muster a 30-second verse.
"I hate the way that you walk, the way that you talk I hate J's Megamix 2024."
- Kendrick Lamar
by J1 the Won May 24, 2024
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