park

occurs much like how a motor vehicle maneuvers into a marked parking spot, one can park their butt on people as designated sitting chairs

TIME TO PARK

by parkparks October 9, 2020

getting parked

Getting head in a parking lot

Corey can’t come, he’s getting parked in that lot downtown

by P1ckleBaller October 11, 2020

ryder parks

big

ryder parks is big

by fish in a bucket October 17, 2020

Parked In

Having a massive hard on. Being Parked In is even more debilitating than being Bricked Up.

“Damn Paddy. Why you running late?” “Sorry guys. I’m totally parked in! Give me like 10 minutes to take care of this.”

by Johnnie the Stick July 6, 2022

Double Park

The act of an overweight woman positioning a portion of their body out of the frame of their profile picture.

Careful bro, that tinder babe is definitely double parking.

by poopoopeepee1233 July 7, 2022

Parked In

Having a massive hard on. Things are so bad that you can’t even leave your room. Worse than being bricked up.

“Yo, where’s Harry?”

“I’m telling you my guy’s parked in. He’s definitely going to be late to work again. Needs to work those feelings out!”

by Johnnie the Stick July 14, 2022

Lincoln Park Special

When you're addicted to xanax, adderall, klopolin, cocaine, and percocet all at the same time.

"Dude, what ever happened to josh?"
"Him? Oh, he went and got himself a case of the Lincoln Park Special"

by probablyafuturestoner July 15, 2022