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XY day

The date of your conception
One day, while talking to my mom, she mentioned I was made on Dec 3rd (I was born Aug 19th) December 3rd is my XY day. (both dates are true)
by C. Felix November 7, 2005
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Insanity Day

A holiday I invented one day, celebrated on March 16. It is celebrated by going wild, which gave the holiday its name. It is also celebrated by singing, dancing, and, best of all, filming the whole scene.
I will be very happy when Insanity Day comes around.
by Seshie January 8, 2009
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ve day

Victory in Europe Day, generally known as V-E Day, VE Day, or simply V Day was the public holiday celebrated on 8 May 1945 (7 May in Commonwealth realms) to mark the formal acceptance by the Allies of World War II of Nazi Germany's unconditional surrender of its armed forces. It thus marked the end of World War II in Europe.
Person 1: Dude, are going to the VE Day parade?
Person 2: No, what's that?

Person 1: The day when the Nazis surrendered and the war ended in Europe.
by Gen. George S. Patton May 5, 2015
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P-day

When a women goes on her period
Timmy: hey brenda want to go on a water slide
Brenda: no sorry its my p-day so i cant do anything

Timmy: tgat sucks
by Chace fortan April 4, 2016
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Turkey Day

Thanksgiving is America's very successful attempt at white washing American history (what's new).
Native American's have NOTHING to be thankful for on this lovely day in November, I mean, unless you want to count the small pox infested blankets that almost wiped them out.

On the last day of November American families have the pleasure of gathering around their tables across the country to give thanks. This is a noble act and tradition and should be upheld in spite of the terrible history behind it. In an effort to be sensitive to that history and the beautiful act of practicing gratitude the term "Thanksgiving" has been replaced by some people with "Turkey Day" being as turkeys are a staple in the historically inaccurate fable as well as American tables on this very day.
Decent Human Being 1: Happy Turkey Day!!!
Decent Human Being 2: Thanks! You Too!

Decent Human Being: Ooooh! I cannot wait for Turkey Day
Possibly Willfully Ignorant Human Being: What? Thanksgiving? Why do you call it that?
Decent Human Being: Oh, I recognize the day and appreciate being able to spend time with the family but... because of the history of the day, I guess I refuse to celebrate genocide.
by 3rdEyeOpen November 22, 2019
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Garbage Day

The act of taking out a semi-automatic weapon of your choosing and shooting someone that's taking out the trash, while saying "GARBAGE DAY!"
Person 1: Hey Phil, what are you doing?
Phil: Oh hello, Mark! I'm just taking out the trash!
Mark: GARBAGE DAY!
*mark proceeds to shoot Phil*
by DickweedWeDicdiicDicke2 October 10, 2017
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Tit day

A day in which a girl decides she needs to get some extra attention by showing off massive amounts of cleavage.
Dude did you see Jenna today? She was totally having a tit day.
by The Captain 88 February 26, 2011
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