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dick puppet

A woman who is petite, short (usually under 5'2") in stature and weighs less that 110 pounds. Also has a strong sexual appetite. A woman that can be picked up and mounted on the penis with little or no effort, so you are free to get up and go to the frig for a beer with out her dismounting or lossing your stroke count.

Also see ragdoll sex
See that little blonde "dick puppet" over there,,, She's a freak!
by bare bear balls October 19, 2009
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Dick Bonanza

A fucking large penis frenzy, with plenty of sword fighting. It usually results in golden showers.
Gunna: Hey Deathspike, wanna come to a Dick Bonanza with me later tonight?

Deathspike: That's alright, I kind of made other plans earlier today.
by Deathspike December 12, 2007
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pin-dick

Tiny dick. Comparable to that belonging to a three year old, but attached to an adult male.
Blair from Big Brother has a pin-dick.
by Frank Davis May 30, 2006
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Eating Dick

What you accuse a person of doing when they can't pay attention.

E.D.D Eating Dick Disorder. Person who can't focus cause they get distracted easy
Angel: Look out bro you're gonna hit that car
Carlos: Damn bro, I didn't see that nigga coming
Angel: You're too busy eating dick. Focus bro focus
by thats September 22, 2011
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dick nuts

Mild epithet spoken in a state of vexation, which cause the speaker to conflate dickweed with numb nuts.
Punked Supervisor: What the...? Oh! Gaawwwd! Who's the...dick nuts...that left rotten fish heads in the waste basket under my desk??
by JC_SaltLaker January 13, 2005
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dick hole

The hole that is at the end of your dick moron. Not to be confused with the hole that your finger is usually stuck in that smells like shit. Next time you piss, look at the end of your dick.....that hole.
Oh marge, look into this tiny hole at the end of my dick and tell me what you see.
by Dave Faircloth March 23, 2005
mugGet the dick holemug.

dick sucker

my ex-girlfriend Erin was the best dick sucker ever. Maybe I should had listened a little better.
by willey wonka October 30, 2007
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