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Oppai Day

Nation Holiday where every women has to send their oppai to every man they know.
It is held on the 12th of April for unknown reasons.
"hey, it's soon Oppai Day"
"Yeah, ikr, I can't wait"
by Almoss April 7, 2022
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day killer

Someone who's had a bad day, and uses their negative emotions against you, or someone in a terrible mood who tries to make everyone feel the same way. All in all, they bring everyone down with their negative energy to bring themselves up. Similar to a party pooper.
Mary D. and Elizabeth got so drunk at the party last night, they woke up in a pile of vomit next to an old man. When they went to school, they dumped on everyone they saw. Everyone did not enjoy shit on their faces, so they called Mary D. and Elizabeth "the day killers."
by authOOr July 5, 2006
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P-day

When a women goes on her period
Timmy: hey brenda want to go on a water slide
Brenda: no sorry its my p-day so i cant do anything

Timmy: tgat sucks
by Chace fortan April 4, 2016
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Appointment Day

the day a common dealer picks up and his/her clients make appointments to buy, usually referring to marijuana.
Stoner 1: "Darn, I am fresh out of nuggets."

Stoner 2: "Don't be sad, it's Appointment Day!"

Stoner 1: "Hooray!"
by Jay-Jay Biggie December 19, 2010
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XY day

The date of your conception
One day, while talking to my mom, she mentioned I was made on Dec 3rd (I was born Aug 19th) December 3rd is my XY day. (both dates are true)
by C. Felix November 7, 2005
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Turkey Day

Thanksgiving is America's very successful attempt at white washing American history (what's new).
Native American's have NOTHING to be thankful for on this lovely day in November, I mean, unless you want to count the small pox infested blankets that almost wiped them out.

On the last day of November American families have the pleasure of gathering around their tables across the country to give thanks. This is a noble act and tradition and should be upheld in spite of the terrible history behind it. In an effort to be sensitive to that history and the beautiful act of practicing gratitude the term "Thanksgiving" has been replaced by some people with "Turkey Day" being as turkeys are a staple in the historically inaccurate fable as well as American tables on this very day.
Decent Human Being 1: Happy Turkey Day!!!
Decent Human Being 2: Thanks! You Too!

Decent Human Being: Ooooh! I cannot wait for Turkey Day
Possibly Willfully Ignorant Human Being: What? Thanksgiving? Why do you call it that?
Decent Human Being: Oh, I recognize the day and appreciate being able to spend time with the family but... because of the history of the day, I guess I refuse to celebrate genocide.
by 3rdEyeOpen November 22, 2019
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Garbage Day

The act of taking out a semi-automatic weapon of your choosing and shooting someone that's taking out the trash, while saying "GARBAGE DAY!"
Person 1: Hey Phil, what are you doing?
Phil: Oh hello, Mark! I'm just taking out the trash!
Mark: GARBAGE DAY!
*mark proceeds to shoot Phil*
by DickweedWeDicdiicDicke2 October 10, 2017
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