What has 2 legs and bleeds?

Half a dog...

What has 2 legs and bleeds? is a conversation between ghost and soap. In mw2 how do you want me to explain ths further

by nigga of 1800 January 1, 2024

take the crust off my bread

When you cut the edges of your dollar bill off.
Does add a discount of 20% off your electricity bills if you've a lot of crustless bread.

Friend: "You have a good day?"
Me: "No, I had to take the crust off my bread :((("

by baozi bowling bacon lamborgini April 11, 2024

take the crust off my bread

cut the outside of your dollar bill

had to take the crust off my bread :((

by baozi bowling bacon lamborgini April 11, 2024

Fair crack of the unleavened bread

Another way of saying "fair enough"; references to the Lord's Supper (Mark 14:22; Luke 22:13) in the Bible.

Person #1 - "Wanna hit the bins Saturday?"
Person #2 - "Nah bro, I've got service practice."
Person #1 - "Fair crack of the unleavened bread, my dude!"

by quesadillalover March 22, 2025

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 14, 2025

`~`Dick`~`Sucker`~`Wait`~`And`~`Bleed`~`Duck`~`Sicker`~`Duck`~`Sucker`~`

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by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 21, 2025

Within The Rain, I See Eyes Waiting And Bleeding

Within The Rain, I See Eyes Waiting And Bleeding

Within The Rain, I See Eyes Waiting And Bleeding

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 23, 2025