James C. Schäfer

I led a normal life until age 36 no childhood problems, no divorced parents, no health problems. I breezed through high school and college. I had a dream job. Then my life collapsed. Suddenly I had horrendous back problems. Later my daily life was dominated by phobias. I feared utility companies. Next I developed a fear of the state of Wisconsin and almost the entire Midwest.

"James C. Schäfer "
"Proficient inventor"

by WertiaCoffee November 22, 2020

James Moose

James moose is the greatest person to ever exist, he is literally god and if he must he will smite us all

James Moose just burned down the empire state building in a fit of rage

by Ducko_YT November 26, 2020

James Lowien

Well endowed

James is well endowed ;)
He's such a James Lowien, hung like a grandfather clock

by Xxpussysmacker360noscopexX November 26, 2020

James

James has a huge cock (20 inches +) and is probably the sexiest person you know

Oh yeah James has a massive cock

by Xx_Big_Cock_xX November 30, 2020

James

James has a massive penis (20 inches +) and is probably the sexiest person you know

Oh yeah I know James he’s the one with the massive penis

by Xx_Big_Cock_xX November 30, 2020

James

The Hottest Guy possible to man. He might be worse then a tavish but he is still sexy with rocking abs. he sucks the homies dicks and say no homo. he gets chicks but there mostly chicks with dick. He fucks guys named liam and loves camels. he rides on camels to get to work. he doesnt know that the camels are actually kids. he touchs kids and makes sure they dont tell people. and he never caps

Girl: James touch my pp
James: Get in line

by DuckPondloverquack April 30, 2020

James

a very short person but he do be rekking noobs at COD

person 1: HEY JAMES, wanna play some COD
james: hell ya

by MR.MANYESSSS May 1, 2020