Dog STD’s

When ya fuck a dog and get a new STD

“Oh man Jerry was fucking that dog so hard!” “Ya but it gave him Dog STD’s!”

by Special E.D June 17, 2018

silver dog

A term used for a dog that’s hot for their age.

My dog Benny is 10 years old and still thriving, his a silver dog!

by Bennybearbennysfair July 13, 2018

dog sesh

dog sesh is when you (and maybe your friends) are about to get retardedly fucking high or drunk, this is used when you are anywhere and your about to chief shit

yo bro i’m done with this class rn let’s go dog sesh in the bathroom

by JONBIGNXGGA July 26, 2018

Walk the Dog

Code for going outside to smoke marijuana, to be used around those who disapprove. Only works if you have a dog. Do not attempt this subtlety if there is no dog around. It does not go well.
PS Exhale smoke away from doggos; mj smoke is bad for the puppers.

Sitting around, having dinner with boring, judgmental family.
Cousin Awesome: Hey, we should walk the dog.
Cousin Badass: Yeah we should, he really needs to go out.
Aunt Conservative: Oh thank you kids, that's so sweet of you.
Cousins: muahahahaha

by dyejmdac January 21, 2019

Backseat Dog

1. A guy or girl who is named Max.

2. Dog with wheels for back legs.
3. When you have sex in the backseat of a car doggy style.

Max was Alex's Backseat Dog.

by backseat dogster January 31, 2019

Soy Dogging

Dogging, but exclusively involving Vegans.

She wanted to go Dogging on Saturday, but would only do so if it was Soy Dogging.

by NotAChanceInHell February 13, 2019

Swing dogs

A good set of lung protectors.

Wowwweee, check out the swing dogs on that chick.

by CBR250RR September 5, 2018