Piss

Synonym of shit, it’s less vulgar and can be used around your parents ;)

-Oh piss, My man looking cozy as fuck in those new Ralphs.

by A Pretty Motherfucker June 24, 2019

Piss-cutter

Someone/ something surprising shocking or unexpected. A person with an impulsive or unpredictable personality.

I can’t believe Joe got all the way to the way to the altar and said ‘I don’t.’ That was a real piss-cutter.

by 3hourtour May 19, 2024

piss off

Piss off is a two word idiom, usually utilized when an unsuspecting person finally realizes that they have had a gut full of another and their 'state' has passed the point of just being 'pissed off' at them. arriving instead at the point of no return, do not bother passing go because there will in no way shape or form be 200 dollars or 200,000 dollars waiting for one of THE most miserable performances of a lifetime performed by THE single, stupidest person. No hyphen necessary. Can be applied to more than one person at a time.

Also see: "Eat shit and die". A similar intention and application with a little more direction and guidance for the socially challenged and terminally confused.

Singular: Here's an idea, jackass...why don't you piss off.

Multiples or more than one: It might be a good idea for y'all to piss off.

by MonkeySees July 27, 2022

Piss On

A “piss on” or “pison,” in American English, is a person who is a common laborer, worker, or otherwise low ranking employee/person whose multitude of expressions and workmanship are considered inferior by higher ranking/earning individuals. Generally the term is derived from warships where Navy workers removing barnacles from the aft/side of a ship would regularly be “urinated upon” by fellow Navy staff as they were performing their duties as most Navy staff were instructed to urinate into the ocean/sea whenever the need would arise.

“Jeff was serving in the Navy, and his friend Steve was a barnacle removing specialist - otherwise known as a ‘Piss On/Pison’ as our piss would regularly become their greatest threat to their dignity.”

by Mengel420 April 19, 2021

piss

pee xoxox

person 1: piss person 2: pee xoxoxo

by hi xo December 4, 2020

Super Laser Piss

An attack used by Dr. Ivo “Eggman” Robotnik, usually performed from Space Colony ARK.

Eggman: “I’m gonna fuck the earth! That’s right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS!”
(fires piss)
Eggman: “Except I’m not gonna piss on the earth; I m g o n n a g o h i g h e r . I’m pissing on the MOOOON!”
(Half of the moon is destroyed)
Eggman: “How do you like that, Obama?!?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!!!”
Everyone: (staring in awe)

by not a G.U.N. soldier November 3, 2023

false shower piss

The false shower piss is when one is standing in a shower under the water and the water goes down ones body and falls of the shlong (penis) and creates the sound of as if one is pissing hence the name false shower piss

Person 1: *through the door* are you pissing in the shower?

Person 2: *in the shower* no its the false shower piss

Person 1: oh i hate that

by Westwoodcolge January 15, 2022