by epic gamer man 420 February 6, 2020
Get the Bru H Momentmug. 
A Goldfish Moment™ is when someone (usually a world renowned retard), says something incredibly stupid thinking they're really funny.
by NothingButPyro January 4, 2024
Get the Goldfish Moment™mug. Jakob. Not stupid, usually. But sometimes when you hear something so outlandishly stupid, you just can't help but think, "Did you even have a single thought before you said that?" That's a Jakob moment.
"Wait, Canada is in Europe, right?"
"... Are you serious? No, you've actually got to be kidding me. What a Jakob Moment."
"... Are you serious? No, you've actually got to be kidding me. What a Jakob Moment."
by Rat God. August 15, 2022
Get the Jakob Momentmug. "Have you seen this Epic Gamer Moment?"
"No, where do I find the best one?"
"Right here: www.twitch.tv/mrmoowo"
"No, where do I find the best one?"
"Right here: www.twitch.tv/mrmoowo"
by qtSparrow January 8, 2021
Get the Epic Gamer Momentmug. When a person with middle/end-stage Alzheimer's has a brief moment where they snap out of their memory loss. It only lasts a few seconds at most, and is very bittersweet for everyone involved.
Pamela and her friend, Maureen went to the nursing home to visit Pamela's 83-year-old mother, Edna, who was diagnosed with Alzheimer's disease four years prior.
When the two gals got to Pamela's mother, they found her in a wheelchair staring aimlessly at the wall. But when Maureen tried to introduce herself, Pamela's mother had an Alzheimer's Clarity Moment.
"Hello, Maureen" she said, in a soft, barely-audible voice.
Ecstatic, Pamela quickly asked her, "Mom, do you recognize me?"
"Yes," Pamela's mom said after a brief pause. "Yes, I do recognize you...Pam...ela..." And then she reverted to staring at the wall, her sudden moment of clarity forever lost.
Pamela began sobbing, while Maureen did her best to console her friend. That was the last time they saw her mother before she succumbed to the disease.
When the two gals got to Pamela's mother, they found her in a wheelchair staring aimlessly at the wall. But when Maureen tried to introduce herself, Pamela's mother had an Alzheimer's Clarity Moment.
"Hello, Maureen" she said, in a soft, barely-audible voice.
Ecstatic, Pamela quickly asked her, "Mom, do you recognize me?"
"Yes," Pamela's mom said after a brief pause. "Yes, I do recognize you...Pam...ela..." And then she reverted to staring at the wall, her sudden moment of clarity forever lost.
Pamela began sobbing, while Maureen did her best to console her friend. That was the last time they saw her mother before she succumbed to the disease.
by Ubeenbamboozledson May 27, 2021
Get the Alzheimer's Clarity Momentmug. When someone is utterly insane and has mental outburst like The Joker. This mental illness often coincides with dementia or schizophrenia.
by dinoape November 24, 2020
Get the Joker Moment Syndromemug.