two shits

Something that a lot of people refuse to give.

Person: "I could give two shits.."

Me: "But you won't, huh?"

Person: "Nope!"

by Forever Remain October 30, 2008

shit break

1.A portion of daily hours set aside to take a shit.

2.an insult

1.Bob: Alright boys i'm off for a shitbreak

2.Piss off shitbreak

by Aaron January 15, 2005

Shit Hook

Slang for the US Ch-47 "Chinook"

Here come the shit hooks, take cover!

by screecwe August 21, 2009

Croc of Shit

Australian insult for something fake, vulgar or generally bullshit. Must be said in an Australian accent, usually pronounced "Croc o Shit" or "Croc a Shit". See Miley Cyrus.

Steve: Did you see Miley Cyrus' latest video?
Sheila: Yeah. What a Croc of Shit.

Brenda: Did you hear Mike went surfing with Elvis Presley's ghost the other day?
Sheila: Yeah. The whole story's a Croc of Shit to me.

by EdSwag203 November 9, 2013

shit box

a brash description of one's asshole.

"damn honey, u really smashed my shit box this morning."

by VinDeisel May 8, 2009

shit food

Anything which is bought in a 24 hour store after 2a.m. to aid an all night study session.

Student1: I'm so screwed for this exam 2 moro.
Student2(driver):it'll be grand lets go to dunnes.
Student1(gullible):ok!!(with enthusiasm)

They go and buy shit food.
The end.

by Evelyn the magnificent! April 23, 2008

Shit Whistle

Any type of low-quality, whistle tipped cigars; most notably of the Black and Mild variety. Often smoked by frat boys and teenagers in an attempt to look classy.

Person A: Dude, I'm bored and we've got no ganja.
Person B: Wanna go to Giant Eagle and pickup some shit whistles to look like douchebags?
Person A: Sure, why the hell not?

by Mighty Maxwell June 17, 2010