Ryan Webb

A Trump-loving troll with a giant, toe-shaped head that smells of desperation and maggots.

If you were the most useless of County Councilors, you'd be a Ryan Webb.

by Andrew Popp July 28, 2023

Ryan

A god among mortals. He looks can crake you blind. He is our savior but isn’t so kind to sinners. You may think he is just an ordinary man, but he knows everyone of us and hopes for us to life in the warmth of his grace and love.

Ryan is like a father.

by Ryan’s Worshiper April 10, 2021

Ryan

Always a cutie with a big white cock. He is the most adorable boy you could ever come across. He is handsome and really good at turning you on. He has an amazing sex drive and fuck he tastes so good. He is so cute and will make you feel like you are the entire world. He is always so welcoming and if you are feeling lost he will be the one to be there and hold you close. There is no other guy that i would like to meet. I don't know why you wouldn't want to be around him. He has an amazing huge bubbly smile and is the most comforting guy you could ever be around. I love him with all My hear and can't wait till the day we say forever

ME: Is that Ryan??
Freind:Ye isn't he adorable??
Me:Ikr God I'm so lucky to have him
Freind:So jealous I would love that package
Me:HEY that's my boyfreind

by RYAN IS MY DADDY March 6, 2023

ryan ogg

A socially awkward hermit who wishes they could relax for a million years.

A Television expert who is So overly obsessed that they use tv show analogies in every conversation they ever speak.

Is that ryan Ogg over there relaxing watching tv?

Ryan Ogg is so chill man he just could relax for a million years.

by Ostrichboi February 24, 2017

Ryan

Ryan is someone who is smart and funny but is also very gay or is in the closet and has a massive crush on his best friend

Girl: omg who is that he’s hot and funny
Other girl: Oh that’s Ryan don’t get your hopes up he’s gay

by Unknowngay June 16, 2020

RYAN

RYAN IS SO CUTE AND FUNNY AND SMART. HE IS SO SWEET AND HAS A HUGE DICK. HE IS THE SWEETEST GUY YOU WILL EVER MEET, IF YOUR MEAN TO RYAN YOU DESERVE TO DIE. I LOVE HIM SO MUCH HE IS MY BESTEST FRIEND AND PROBABLY GIVES THE BEST HUGS AND KISSES, I LOVE HIM.

lena: your so cute ryan
ryan: no im not
lena: shut the fuck up

by someonesomeonesomeone🍄🍄 December 28, 2021

Ryan Blaney

The act of crying after receiving a blowjob due to it not lasting long.

M1: "Dude my girlfriend broke up with me last night because I pulled a Ryan Blaney"

M2: "Bro what? What the fuck is a Ryan Blaney?"

M1: "I want you."

by IdkBruh24 November 14, 2024