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Rule #62

When on Facebook someone posts a comment they hope one persons reading, and a bunch of other people hoping it's about them.
Made by a single girl after midnight. "Do you come here much? I swear I've seen your face before.."

I than said "This is a rule #62!"
by Photojoe August 6, 2010
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Rule 79

Rule 79 states that if someone has said it on Live Wire, Anonymous Chris has said it first. There is no exceptions to this rule at all, and making one up on your own will make you look like a total faggot.
Member #1: "I'm going to spell 'fail' with 2 L's. I'll be the first to say it!"
Member #2: "I guess you haven't heard of Rule 79, have you?"
by Anonymous7143 March 27, 2009
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rule 34

commonly known as "if it exist, there is a porn of it" when in reality the rule is "if it will rape your childhood, there is a porn of it", therefore pr0nyou want will never exist, but there will always be Goof Troupe porn somewhere in the interwebs ether
i call rule 34 on the weighted companion cube...smexy
by Zombahs February 7, 2008
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RULE OF 123

ONE PHONE CALL: If she/he can't decide to get together after one phone call...it was'nt meant to be.Either they're not into you or worse...they're indecisive.

TWO DATES:If he/she is'nt in the bed of your choosing after two dates-(They know if they want you)-end all contact.Either they're not into you,or worse...they're indecisive attention whores.

THREE FUCKS:Get past the first two? Got him/her in bed? Good.Make it enjoyable for all involved...but at about that third session...someone will want to be involved more deeply.Time to bounce.Who's on deck?
DUDE 1:"Gina is hot...but whatever happened to Josie?"

DUDE 2:"She wanted commitment.I got a RULE OF 123 I tend to follow.Just was'nt in the cards."
by L.MARTIN October 3, 2005
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rule 154

Rule 154- Once you look up all the rules in the urban dictionary rule book and find they have come to an end you must make a rule restating this exact rule
I looked up all the rules on urban dictionary but when I got to rule 154 there weren’t anymore.
by TheWildcardWizard March 18, 2018
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5 second rule

applies to how long a food that has been dropped on the ground is edible.
don't touch it, mario dropped that a minute ago! hey, dude, 5 second rule.
by Erin July 10, 2004
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100 dollar rule

A rule that implies a guy should receive sex from a girl that he is seeing/dating within a 100 usd dollars being spent on her. If he does not receive sex with the first $100 spent, the girl is not into him and/or is using him.
Ex1. Guy A: So how did it go with that girl Kelly last night?

Guy B: It was fun. I bought her 100 dollars worth of clothes when we went to the mall and she said she would call me soon.

Guy A: C'mon man, 100 dollar rule! She's just using you for your money...you should have gotten laid!

Ex2. GUY 1: So how did the dinner date go last night with that chick with the big t&a last night?

GUY2: I ended up spending $100 on a seafood dinner & drinks then we went back to her place and tapped that ass all night. I even got a tossed salad from her!

Guy 1: NICE! She passed the 100 dollar rule...she's a keeper!
by DeMan7669 September 28, 2013
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