Rule 34

Rule 34 is the 34th rule of the internet. It says "If it exists, there is porn of it." Rule34.xxx is the largest collection of porn on Earth, and its slogan is Rule 34. Some keywords actually do not have art, such as THICC_KOMALA_(Pokemon).

"Hey man, I looked at Rule 34 last night."
"You're only 13."
"So?"
"FBI OPEN UP YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR JERKING OFF TO LOPUNNY"
"OH SHIIIIIIIIT"
"WE'RE GONNA FUCK YOU UP"
"NOOOOO"

by Just an Ordinary Net Denizen June 27, 2022

North Korean Rule

also known as "North Korean Law" a rule that is not very lenient and restricts people from doing many things

California has a lot of North Korean rules

by TokenIranian August 5, 2016

Prostitute rules

you fuck it, you pay for it

"Hey Tarquin, can I borrow you wetsuit", "of course Kevin, prostitute rules though" kevin later returned the wetsuit with a leg missing after a shark attack however, prostitute rules were agreed upon and he had to pay Tarquin for a new wetsuit and was evicted shortly after due to lack of funds to pay rent.

by Robadong October 19, 2017

2 week rule

it almost never fails. within 2 weeks of a break up, your ex hits you up either apologizing, begging for you back, or just saying their final goodbye

did you hear? emma was right about the 2 week rule. josh texted her last night.

by MTisbisZ September 8, 2021

Southboro Rules

Someone who changes the rules of a game for their own advantage or directly bends the rules to cheat.

LPH using those Southboro rules again.

by TopOfPingPongLadder June 28, 2023

freshman rule

The freshman rule. The bet that kills all relationships. How the bet works is, some lads will have a competition to see how many new students they can sleep with.

Shall we have a bet? How about the freshman rule?

by LadThings April 19, 2017

Rules of Odds: Section 3

There are hotly debated rules of odds. However by definition section three states that if said loser of odds manages to escape paying the price on two separate occasions, they are therefore granted a free pass.

Section 3 also states that if over one week has passed since the original game of odds, then the loser is also granted a pass.

"Rules of Odds: Section 3 was granted to TJ's game of odds as she managed to evade the odds master on two separate occasions"

"TJ didn't have to shave her head because Rules of Odds: Section 3 was granted"

by Odds Master July 9, 2019