Reverse pogo

When a guy 5.2ft guy asks his 7.2ft girl friend to hold him upside down and suck him off

Reverse Pogo. 5.2ft - “hey babe can you pass me that off the top of shelf then hold me upside down and suck me off?”
Babe - “yeah of course, I just need to wipe the rain off my forehead first”

by Henson Gee February 16, 2025

Reverse Cum

When you bust a fat load but it was so good you want to experience it again so you take a nintendo 3ds stylus and a urethra sized funnel and you put the man juice into the funnel and stuff it down with the nintendo 3ds stylus all the way up to where nut is stored, the bladder, then u conk your man meat until you cum again. Then repeat until intervention.

Mom: Bickletuck get down here foods ready!

Bickletuck: MOM SHUT THE FUCK UP IM TRYING TO REVERSE CUM

MOM: Well.. boys will be boys.

by Dickmanut February 22, 2025

reverse-invitation

An elegant "RSVP" card dat asks you NOT to attend some fancy-pants shindig.

If they'd known he'd been planning to cacophonously crash their "perfectly-planned day", Cassandra Wong's folks would likely have sent Wayne Campbell a reverse-invitation to said wedding-service!

by QuacksO February 23, 2025

Reverse Zwart

The opposite of typical zwart behavior, tall, free of spelling errors, no late night rants in the gc, doesn't live in a firefighter town

An hour ago this giy called me with a "quick question" right before I wanted to take a shirt. It wasn't quick so I just walked away to take a shit, figuring I'd tell him I didn't here the last 5 minutes when I got back, but when I got done shitting I forgot, and went outside to stare off like I do, then like 10 minutes later was like "oh shit!" And ran back to my computer and the niqqa is STILL talking.

zwart did a reverse zwart on somone insane

A tall engineer without typos

by Ben Zucc February 25, 2025

the reverse mary

It consists of the member without a penis of the relationship hanging upside down from the beam of an abandoned building and sucking the member with a penis of the relationship until he cums.

optional: the man can carry dynamite close to his chest

ps: gypsies and lesbians no

WoW! Mary eats my dick again! The reverse Mary IS real!!

by BahfhabanzkKka2 February 25, 2025

Reverse gas mask

A sexual position where one person sits upon another person's face and proceeds to fart

"Babe, can you give me a reverse gas mask?"

by SpirantGalaxy February 27, 2025

Reverse Commute

The act of making a bowel movement directly after a hot shower.

Thanks to the tacos, I had no choice but to perform and emergency reverse commute

by anonymous March 1, 2025