Statutory rape

When you are of age and have sex with a minor.

Statutory rape is about to be 17 and dating a 14 year old.

by Cheeseman1212 September 17, 2020

Legitmate Rape

le•git•i•mate rape li-jit-uh-mit reyp

1. the unlawful compelling of a person through physical force or duress to have sexual intercourse.

Synonym: Rape-rape

Roman Polanski did not commit "Legitmate Rape" according to Whoopi Goldberg.

by dictum August 23, 2012

Prop Rape

To give an over abundant amount of props on Fitocracy. Most of the time said props are undeserved, but you fist bump the shit out of them anyway.

"Jack just got prop raped so hard by that random czechoslovakia guy"

by helpdeskhero June 24, 2013

Plank Rape

The act of raping someone while planking.

Dude no need to plank rape her,she was just trying to get over you. Why were you planking on her bed anyway?

by IWillLickYou July 22, 2011

wall-rape

When a Facebook friend trolls a post you make, and somehow diverts all subsequent posters on your post from your original topic, thereby more or less nullifying the original post, or at least calling attention away from your post.

A: I got wall-raped today!
B: What happened?
A: I posted about the promotion I got at work today and that wall-rapist Facebook friend of mine caused the post to divulge into penis jokes.

by Kaowhatttt August 20, 2011

Rogers Raped

v. To be raped by rogers cellular billing when a Canadian is travelling abroad (to the USA for example), and makes or receives mobile phone calls.

(Auto reply from email account)

Thank you for your email. As I am currently out of the country, I will have limited access to voicemail, phone, and email.

I will get Rogers Raped if I accept or make calls from my mobile phone, I will call you back from my mobile phone only if the matter is of urgent nature and you have text messaged me.

I will advise you at that time how great my backdoor feels with a splintery rogers broomstick in it, and to make it quick since Rogers Billing is currently raping me.

I will return all calls and emails not of urgent nature upon my return, in between therapy sessions for my Rogers Raping that took place while away.

Sincerely,

Veener Goesintighten

by Hulkman Really-Mad July 9, 2011

shuffle rape

Listen to your iPod on shuffle, you force yourself to listen to songs you don't feel like hearing.

I shuffle raped myself just a minute ago. I realized i hate a few songs.

shuffle rape

by suicidal grandma December 11, 2011