spongebob denis pants

big forehead

omg is that what i think it is? its a spongebob denis pants

by emily martel sucks July 8, 2019

shitting my pants

Turning up in overwatch and absolutely popping off for the boys

*Jasper getting a quadruple kill*
“I am shitting my pants right now, I AM SHITTING MY PANTS!!”

by Pasty C April 9, 2019

in my pants

Black Vulcan's catchphrase.

Pure electricity... in my pants.

by IDONTMIND August 24, 2019

Captain sappy pants

Someone is like a sap but the king of saps

Elisha your a proper captain sappy pants

by Captain parcel pants January 5, 2020

Andy your pants

When you shit and piss and cum in your pants in the presence of young children. I.E. in an playground, kindergarten, primary school etc.

Person 1: Hey bro did you just Andy your pants?
Person 2: Yeah bro
Person 1: bro wtf not again!

by Doodoofart January 5, 2020

National Cum In My Pants Day

May 7th is celebrated as National Cum In My Pants Day in observance of our brothers who couldn’t quite make it out.

“Hey Conner, did you seriously just cum in your pants?” “Yeah it’s okay, it’s National Cum In My Pants Day.”

by SchleppBot April 28, 2020

Netflix and Pants Off

When two people come together to watch Netflix, but then take their pants off.

Guy: You wanna come over and watch Netflix?
Girl: Sure, but only if we can Netflix and Pants Off
Guy: Okay

by Della’sBitch May 11, 2020