housing lottery

Kenyon College's version of the Hunger Games. A few privileged groups can avoid it. Of all those who participate, a lucky few win and get all the glory, while most simply lose.

"Aw man, I lost the housing lottery again. Stuck in Mather as a SENIOR!"
"Sorry man. It seems the odds are never in your favor. On the bright side, the number you got this year was the BEST sophomore lottery number last year."

by tapegal25 April 15, 2015

Housed

They were a complete dumpster fire, took advantage and insulted a friend that has been nothing but a loving and giving amazing friend.

Bro you should really call and apologize to Andrew you were so Housed last night, it was really embarrassing actually.

by Colossus7399 December 6, 2019

Bounce House

A bar with two or more bouncers working at one time

That bar is quite the bounce house.

by ABDL2023 July 31, 2023

Church House state of mind

When you got a hoe and she’s on your line but you refuse to make the time.

Yung OD: I got your hoe she on my line

Chef hud: but you gotta focus on yoself, remember the church house state of mind?

by IvanOoze March 1, 2021

People who move into the chapter house

Who move into the frat house

People who move into the chapter house are homosexual

by Ralyn teat September 12, 2019

Apartment-house

Newly built single family homes for lease without an option for home ownership.

The Davis' just signed a lease to move into Chatteron Springs, they have a new 4 bedroom apartment-house.

by Squeakyvoiceovers September 26, 2022

U.S. house judiciary committee

Oh wow yeah... I don't see how that's EXACTLY THE SAME... As MY thing! How it's not, I'll never know... Yet HERE I SIT! I don't see how my thing isn't worse but OK!

Hym "Yeah, I don't see how you're U.S. house judiciary committee thing isn't just exactly the same as my thing... I don't see how I'm not integral to the plot! I mean, this is literally the retard mediated version of that! Instead of big tech companies and the government it's just the mentally handicapped. This is dogshit. I should be on Oprha or something! But NoOoOoOoOo! How's it not the same except worse? Why am I not on Oprah!? Is it because I called her a fat bitch and told her to stop eating bread!? IT HAS NO NUTRITIONAL VALUE OPRAH!"

by Hym Iam March 12, 2024