a nickname that a guy gave to his girlfriend cus shes eats alot and her tummys squishy but his is hard:O
by another chunky-monkey June 22, 2011
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*Chick* I got such a wedgie last night
*guy* Me to, I blame ass monkeys
*Chick* You were tighy whites? You a fag nerd
*guy* Me to, I blame ass monkeys
*Chick* You were tighy whites? You a fag nerd
by PAki chan June 9, 2005
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monkey fucker definded as; the lowest form of a nigger lover . a girl that fucks niggers that other niggers wont even consider fucking, a girl that thinks its cool to fuck blks but to stupid to realize all niggers are not created equal that some niggers are absoloutly not fuckable. heaven forbid that she become pregnated by one. can you imagen what the baby monkey might grow up to be.
If thats the thing you ben fuckin that god damn silver back mountain gorilla then we aint fucking anymore cause i aint fuckin no monkey fucker.
by srg898989 August 31, 2017
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by the other theo June 24, 2004
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by pigdog312 July 14, 2006
Get the monkey mug.Unique species of hybrid animal, also known as the Quagalabinnafish. Is proeminent in dodging everything thrown his way, and even things that are NOT thrown his way, or even near him, for that matter.
Example #1:
Naru stabsssss teh monkey.
Monkey Fish Man dodges.
Example #2:
Mart opens up a pot of mayonnaise.
Monkey Fish Man dodges.
Naru stabsssss teh monkey.
Monkey Fish Man dodges.
Example #2:
Mart opens up a pot of mayonnaise.
Monkey Fish Man dodges.
by Mart September 12, 2004
Get the Monkey Fish Man mug.A girl who not only has at least three stray hairs on her chest, but also demonstrates anti-social behavior.
Wow, Carol, that monkey bitch, just called Ted an asshole, then slapped him with her hair-ridden paw.
by Teddie K April 5, 2008
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