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Jack Sesh

A planned masturbation session, usually referring to "jacking off." The planning part is what makes a jack sesh different than simply masturbating.

Quick Jack Sesh guide:
1)Mise En Place!- Have lube, paper towels (enough for both catching semen and wiping hands so that you can continue to search for porn/switch videos without getting your keyboard all sticky) and a small plastic bag near by.
2)Make sure you have plenty of time and space. Enough time and space to jack as hard and loud as you want with moderate to loud pornography without head phones. This is important, as headphones detract from the overall masturbation experience. This means each room must be searched to ensure that absolutely nobody is in your dwelling, and you must know when people will be returning. Even if you live in a place where nobody cares if you loudly masturbate, this rule must be followed. A Jack Sesh is a holy, personal experience. A Jack Sesh must not be tainted with the presence of another person.
3) Take your time. Enjoy your Jack Sesh. Go slow at first. Find a hot video, one with a bit of a kinky story. Give yourself at least 30 minutes before you go to your go-to video and blow a massive load.
I can't wait to have a Sunday morning Jack Sesh while everyone else is at church.
by Weeaboo_Starshine March 9, 2018
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Jack Lawrence

A fucking retard with small genitalia but somehow gets all the guys In school.
Did u see the vegetable walking down the hall today??? Oh that's jack lawrence
by Vegetable boi August 4, 2017
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jack hater

Jack Hater

Rocket league player who ask other team to report a teammate for not playing as good as themself
other team insult for player for being teammate hater
Blue player: can you please Report "jack132" for being terrible
Orange player: Please report (Insert name) for being a jack hater

Orange team player: "Jack132" is crap at shotting

Blue player: stop jack hating
by Doomsae June 29, 2018
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horse jack

Horse jack means delivering manual lovin' to a horse's dong.

Messy but fun.
As Morton began to horse jack Dobbin, there was a noticeable bulge in his pants.

Dobbin's eyes glazed over as the bucket began to fill.
by scodder May 2, 2010
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jack rudolphe

has the biggest dick in the world and can slay all the woman in the world
jack rudolphe has the biggest dick
by jackednz May 22, 2016
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Slumber-Jack

(verb) The act of masturbating right before you fall asleep.

The final "jack sesh" of the day to easy you into slumber

*note*

to jack, jacking, jack off, and the like are all slang for male masturbation
EX. 1

Friend 1: Dude, how many times have you jacked it today?

Friend 2: Three, not including my upcoming slumber-jack

EX. 2

Friend 1: I am so wired, I'll never fall asleep tonight

Friend 2: Bro, I have the perfect solution for you! Treat yourself to a slumber-jack, it never fails me
by Bilbro Baggins (of the shire) September 13, 2011
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Jack Cristy

Can't even spell my last name retard eshay. He just tells the truth you don't bother him he won't bother.
Accept please search it up in urban dictionary person
Jack Cristy why you tryna bother him your get outsmarted
by HuxChrist June 12, 2019
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