Used to describe something tragically lame, painfully unlucky, or just down astronomically bad. Originates from our beloved yet perpetually crippled and celibate friend J Gertz, who bravely tanked two years of life like a background NPC with no side quests.
by GuacTheTopShotta July 10, 2025
Get the J Gertzmug. ˈjā-märkt (adj)
The act of being hidden (note: not deleted or removed) or being identified ("marked") as a nuisance for random and meaningless Facebook posts that do not always solicit a response from their friend or fan base.
Those hidden or "marked" usually have a feeling that "bad publicity is good publicity" but lack the understanding while they might still be loved, that their Facebook presence is "out of sight, out of mind”.
The act of being hidden (note: not deleted or removed) or being identified ("marked") as a nuisance for random and meaningless Facebook posts that do not always solicit a response from their friend or fan base.
Those hidden or "marked" usually have a feeling that "bad publicity is good publicity" but lack the understanding while they might still be loved, that their Facebook presence is "out of sight, out of mind”.
by seabearpbear December 28, 2010
Get the j-marc'dmug. Abbreviation for the state of New Jersey a term coined by twitch streamer PlaqueBoyMax (aka PBM from The J)
by omch5blowin November 3, 2025
Get the The Jmug. A term to describe what happens to someone when they get sentenced to prison time for their participation in the January 6th insurrection.
You won’t be seeing Clint for a while, he got J-six’d, and is now doing 5 years in prison for bear macing a cop
by Razz P. Berry June 14, 2024
Get the J-six’dmug. by Nightsky6 April 26, 2022
Get the q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n mmug. A guy that doesn’t know what he wants and goes through breakups that seem odd . He is still not over his “ 2019 ex” but is dating someone at the moment . He’s pretty cute and he knows it but sometimes his self esteem is kinda low and he feels alone most of the time . He low key wants to go back to his ex but he is scared that she will reject him so he stays in his comfort zone . He has alot of goals in life but for some reason is at a pause in life . He’s a good person with such a good heart and he could be the love of your life !
by Your lovebug November 23, 2021
Get the J Edwardmug. Did you see Johnny? From the smell of him he must have J-Wagged in his pants.
Dude, Mark totally J-Wagged in his pants today.
Dude, Mark totally J-Wagged in his pants today.
by DustMasterrrrrrr February 19, 2011
Get the J-Waggmug.