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Douche Tote

A person who is a much bigger douche bag than the regular douche bag
Oh God. Derek is such a douche tote!
by VG131 September 13, 2022
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Douche Canoe

When two or more douche bags are in one vehicle or transportation device.
When Sean's team gets on the bus to come play at one of our stadiums it turns into a douche canoe.
by Blackhawks39 April 9, 2016
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SUPER DOUCHE 5000

(Adj) A person who is a waste; an idiot. One that dosen't realize that they are talking from there ass. Also used to describe a male / female (N) that won't let you be who you wana be. To act in a ridiculous manner; embarassing (V)
Person 1: You see that guy last night he just woulden't shut up about how badass he was.

Person 2: We all know hes not!

Person 1: Yeah he was a super douche 5000
by C.O.M 5000 April 29, 2010
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Douche

by bruh sound effect #4 August 20, 2018
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Douche'

dou·ché
do͞oˈSHā/
exclamation: douché

(in fencing) used as an acknowledgment of a hit to one's opponent, who happens to be a douche.

used as an acknowledgment during a discussion of a good or clever point made at one's expense (who happens to be a douche) by another person.
Walking to my car after work this evening. A group of 4 young dudes walks up to the crosswalk the same time I do. As we wait I hear them chatting among themselves. One turns to me and says "nice hair. Did ur mom fuck a smurf?". To which his buddies laugh. Without missing a beat I look at him, smile, and say "nice face. Did ur mom fuck a horse?" His buddies literally double over howling with laughter. "Douche'!!"
by ForgingGraphemes September 9, 2016
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Deep dish douche club

The deep dish douche club is a group of BRO’S who run the jacked up trucks that are squatted with the lit up deep dish wheels on them.
Wow broham was the queen of the deep dish douche club right there.
by Dull clan June 23, 2021
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Douche Nozzle

n. german for "jackass." Pronounced fast with a heavy accent as "doshnozzle."
Tim is a real douche nozzle. He came and drank all our beer and left.
by superbubba October 20, 2009
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