pin-dick

Tiny dick. Comparable to that belonging to a three year old, but attached to an adult male.

Blair from Big Brother has a pin-dick.

by Frank Davis May 30, 2006

Dick Bonanza

A fucking large penis frenzy, with plenty of sword fighting. It usually results in golden showers.

Gunna: Hey Deathspike, wanna come to a Dick Bonanza with me later tonight?

Deathspike: That's alright, I kind of made other plans earlier today.

by Deathspike December 12, 2007

Eating Dick

What you accuse a person of doing when they can't pay attention.

E.D.D Eating Dick Disorder. Person who can't focus cause they get distracted easy

Angel: Look out bro you're gonna hit that car
Carlos: Damn bro, I didn't see that nigga coming
Angel: You're too busy eating dick. Focus bro focus

by thats September 22, 2011

dick nuts

Mild epithet spoken in a state of vexation, which cause the speaker to conflate dickweed with numb nuts.

Punked Supervisor: What the...? Oh! Gaawwwd! Who's the...dick nuts...that left rotten fish heads in the waste basket under my desk??

by JC_SaltLaker January 13, 2005

dick hole

The hole that is at the end of your dick moron. Not to be confused with the hole that your finger is usually stuck in that smells like shit. Next time you piss, look at the end of your dick.....that hole.

Oh marge, look into this tiny hole at the end of my dick and tell me what you see.

by Dave Faircloth March 23, 2005

dick sucker

Someone who sucks dick..

my ex-girlfriend Erin was the best dick sucker ever. Maybe I should had listened a little better.

by willey wonka October 30, 2007

Dick Roll

"Dick Roll" is derived from the worldwide internet prank known as the "Rick Roll" where a video would be posted claiming to be something interesting when it is actually the music video "Never Gonna Give You Up" by Rick Astley. A "Dick Roll" describes the situation in which a someone highly suggests a friend or acquantaince of the opposite sex for you to date, only to realize that the said person is hilariously unattractive. Such a situation occurs often either as a cruel joke, or as an attempt to complete a double or group date.

1. Guy A- "Dude, I have this hot new neighbor across the street who's single and looking, you should take her to a movie sometime."
Guy B- "Hell Yea!"
...Later...
Guy B- "You asshole that bitch was ugly as hell"
Guy A- "YOU GOT DICK ROLL'D"

2. Girl- "Hey! my roomate really wants to get to know you she's seen you on campus a few times. She's really really sweet and beautiful too! I KNOW! We should all go to that concert coming up that my boyfriend's taking me to! Oh my god that'll be so fun!"
Guy- "Cool"
...Later...
Girl- "Soooooo player how did you like my roomate? (hee hee)"
Guy- You totally Dick Rolled me.

by Aaronius8 August 23, 2009