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under the cocks

Going out for a tapped beer (directly translated from Danish: under hanerne.
Hi Guys, let' go under the cocks.
by Har1 January 9, 2016
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Cock fury

Uncontrollable madness directed towards a female resulting from a lack of sexual activity with said female; "aggression caused from blue balls"; can cause a man to begin walking on all fours and scratching, hollering, and swinging his arms around like his ancient ancestors aka the ape
I bet there was an immense amount of cock fury at that frat party: not a single chick showed up.
by Lindylindsey April 27, 2016
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cock nogget

by Poo Master Haun October 7, 2016
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cock splicer

You know that boss of yours who just treats you like everything you do is retarded? The 'obviously jealous of your manhood' type = Cock-Splicer/Cock Splicer/CockSplicer
That Jared sure is being a little cock splicer again isn't he?
by MrRickSpert September 17, 2016
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maple cock

a DILDO that is made out of maple ~Sofia Andrade//To my boo
I want you to bring some maple cock form Canada
by hshx February 6, 2018
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Cock Smoker

A person who has surpassed cocksucker status. If every douchebaggery, sorry, backstabbing, lowdown thing they did was seen as them sucking cock, they'd look as natural sucking cocks as smoking cigars.
"Our yes-man co-worker sucks up to the boss constantly and makes us look bad. He's such a cock smoker."
by Sixkids412 February 9, 2018
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Cock munchie

Someone who is Dick to people lower on the popularity chart Dick rides people in a higher ranking.
"Wow,Jake is a dick!"
"Yah, but not to Buck, he dick rides him!"
"So he's a cock munchie!"
by I'm ove February 11, 2018
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