tech bro

a man with an computer science degree, low critical thinking skills, a large ego, and too much venture capital money

"guys, you should download the app i just launced. its called cummr and it's going to revolutionize the purchase of customized sex dolls" - Person A

"oh shit, it's a tech bro. my rent is going up for sure." - Person B

by a very annoyed cs major March 3, 2023

Z-Bro

Any of the ubiquitous Gen-Z political commentators, typically adorned in stripes of disdain, who couldn’t be bothered to refrain from eating junk food and throating cans of Red Bull whilst molesting context in made for TV fake-takedowns. The interviewee often is left wondering which element of the word salad should receive focus.

Man, I was looking forward to watching that interview last night, but that Z-Bro from the “You’re an Extra in My Movie Podcast” wouldn’t stop acting like a Karen at a library.

by M. Fury July 24, 2023

Damn bro thats crazy

A incredibly boring or unfunny story

guy 1: Bro i just had the craziest story ever
Guy 2: ok tell me
Guy 1:ok so in class someone farted
Guy 2: damn bro thats crazy

by toasterman332 August 26, 2023

Sales Bro

A generalization of a person in the sales industry, especially door to door. Generally seen as hyper masculine (or toxically masculine) and do very little apart from sales, party, and hang out with other sales bros.

I wanted to hangout in the clubhouse but all the sales bros were being super rowdy.

by TheRavn September 23, 2023

Give bro some ice cream

This really empowering phrase made after the man the myth the legend, Hamza. this phrase means that someone needs to calm down, like the phrase “take a chill pill” this phrase is used when someone is really pissed or angry.

Guy 1:

“ he has a penis up his butt lol”
Guy 2:

“laugh out loud 😹😹”
“Give bro some icecream”
Guy 1:
“That wasnt funny at all”

Give bro some ice cream means take a chill pill, or that is what people have studied.

by Getyogetback September 30, 2023

just jig bro

"Calm down, man!" in South Floridian terms. "Just jig" can also be used.

Man #1: YO, WHERE ARE WE GOING? I DIDN'T WANNA LEAVE SO EARLY! I WAS HAVING FUN!
Man #2: Just jig bro...we're coming back, just gotta make a quick stop.

by okdennbrah August 17, 2011

in vit-bro fertilization

The act of having your male friend or brother get your wife or girlfriend pregnant.

Man 1: I've been trying to get my wife pregnant, but the doctor says I have a low sperm count.

Man 2: Your wife is hot! You should let me have sex with her to get her pregnant... You know, IN VIT-BRO FERTILIZATION.

by TwoFacedJG135 February 11, 2012