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prehistoric bananas

bananas before they existed.
they're transparent bananas.
made of glass. terrifying.
edible, though, it tastes terrible.
you can't go anywhere except home or to seek medical care after eating prehistoric bananas.
dude, I just ate some prehistoric bananas and barfed in the toilet. I don't think I should go to work after eating prehistoric bananas.
by how did you find this November 22, 2021
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Grandma banana

When ur grandma eats a banana with her asshole
Why did u lend that banana to ur granny she did a grandma banana?
by Boooka September 15, 2019
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banana

a mushy fruit with a banana peel and green when not ripe.
Give me back my banana!
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Alabama Banana Split

A sexual stunt involving a male and female - preferably siblings or first cousins - where the man shoves his thumbs into the meatus of his urethra and wrenches his hands sideways with enough force to rip the penis in half down to the base. The remaining urethra hole in the base is then filled with whipped cream, after which the destroyed penis is promptly given a blowjob by the female.
Holy shit, Greg just got given the Alabama Banana Split! I think he's going to bleed out!
by BonesTheWendigo July 29, 2021
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Banana

She’s dressed as a banana
3 bananas for a euro
by Skdeisksoso November 22, 2021
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smushed bananas

something thats bad, stupid, or something you dislike
teacher: today we are having a pop quiz
student: thats smushed bananas
by jollyjee April 4, 2011
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Hannah Banana

Hannah Banana is always mean sometimes nice when she feels like it she always wanna fight when her opps disrespect her she moshed hated in Columbus
Hannah Banana-ima beat your ass quit playing with me
by 614streetnews December 7, 2023
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