Urban Dictionary

a sight where every single godamn definition includes gross sexual references and content. Half the writers are just 12 year old boys looking for a laugh and half the users are just horny teenaged boys looking up sexual innuendos so they can get off to the definitions. It was initially a good idea in 1999 when it was created by Aaron Peckham to keep up on slang, but the horny dumbass users decided to fuck it up so here we are.

Me: Hm, Urban Dictionary? I wonder what that is...*types into search bar*
Cookie: a woman's pussy
Me: gross...*types in another*
Greek: Anal sex
Me: Jesus Christ...
Sticky Buns: masturbating on a woman's ass
Herbal essences: The act of ripping open your girl's ass and pouring shampoo mixed with cum down the middle
Coconut: when a girl rides a dick and spells out coconut on it
Bush: pubic hair

Me:
Still me:
Me contemplating my existence:
Me: why Aaron Peckham why

by Cinnamon_Girl 🖤 October 21, 2021

Urban Dictionary

Urban Dictionary is a f**kin’ good place to find words like,simp and yeetus deletus.Many people f**king like this and so do I.So you better come on this for your favourite words.

Jim:“What does simp mean?”
Alex:“Just look at Urban Dictionary mate”

by Doggo24 May 17, 2020

Urban dictionary

An Website That Difines Meanings Of Words.

Me: I like the Urban Dictionary

Bad person: Ugh no

by Goodgirl! Badgirl~ October 20, 2021

Urban Dictionary

A dictionary that really talks about what the first part of “dictionary” sounds like

I swear to god I saw cat means a “blow job after procrastination” or “Billy lost his soul after searching up dictionary on Urban Dictionary”

by Cautious_Mud9 November 24, 2021

Urban Dictionary

I wanted a definition.

Not 55 ways to have sex with a water bottle.

Me: *Vibing trying to figure out what air is*

Definition: CHOKE ME LIKE YOU HA-

Me: *Throws my phone*

Me: Urban Dictionary please- I wanna know what a shark is.

Dictionary: It's a way to Frick ur mum uwu hehehwn3mdns.snsmwme

by AAAAAAAAAAAAExceptsomeonestol- July 3, 2021

Urban Dictionary

Y'all are nasty

john: types name into urban dictionary
first response: John is a Man-hoe with a tiny penis
john: WTF?
Second response: John is the most annoying person you'll ever meet
john: WHHHYYYYYYYY
Third response: Fuck you, john!

by Me-Me-Big-Boi May 5, 2019

Urban Dictionary

This site. Like the one you're on right now. I don't know how else to explain this man.

You're literally using the Urban Dictionary right now.

by Lord Trash September 21, 2019