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The Banana Syrup War

A very Dumb Pankake. He is the owner of Pankakes Things, a clan at war with the Boonana Gang, ruled by TheBlueBonnie.
TheBlueBonnie is his cousin, and after he betrayed Pankake, he was banished to the outland. But one day, Bonnie returned, with a gang of boonanas at his command. Pankake was furious, he started a clan and built a fortress in the middle of the desert where “The Banana Syrup War” still rages on to this day.
The Banana Syrup War is a war being fought by TheDumbPankake, the leader of PankakesThings, and TheBlueBonnie, the leader of The Boonana Gang.
by TheDumbPankake July 29, 2022
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Banana

'I had a pet pig. I fed it a banana, but then it tried to kill me...'
by POTATOPIEZZ June 6, 2023
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The Banana Cure

An ancient Shemalian hangover cure where one eats two bananas for every serving of alcohol at the end of the evening of drinking. If performed correctly and no more than 8 bananas are needed to cancel out the drinks, one will wake up the next day feeling like a Shemalian Queen. If one eats more than 8 bananas one night, they will have a 69% chance of sleeping next to the toilet out of necessity instead of feeling like a queen.
It was frosty pumpkin season and Steph was enjoying an evening patio session with Johanna. After finishing up gossiping and creeping online, she realized that they had polished off two bottles of wine by themselves. Worried about the MIL visit the following morning, she remembered The Banana Cure. After figuring out that she drank 5 servings of wine, she proceeded to eat 10 bananas, forgetting that the rule clearly states to stop at 8. Fortunately, she avoided the 69% chance of sleeping next to the toilet and miraculously felt great the next morning just in time for the visit from her favorite MIL.
by MenoDrive September 13, 2024
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chocolate banana creampie

shoving banana up the ass but waking up in an ambulance. banana flows out of ass like a creampie
I heard that John had a severe case of chocolate banana creampie. the surgeon thought the banana was ripe, but I don't think so
by breadbaker69xd July 6, 2021
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banana foot

a disease you get on your foot. It turns them yellow and you get banana like bruises.
Doctor: "i think you have banana foot. Im sorry."
man: "holy shit bro"
by crazy diseases March 15, 2023
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Havana banana

This prank derives its name from its invention by US coast guard members stationed in Cuba. But its popularity has since spread throughout the civilized world.

It is performed by using a razor or other sharp instrument to open the peel of a banana without breaking the top. The fruit is then removed, preferably sucked out by an officer in front of his enlisted men. A turd of appropriate constancy and size is then re-inserted into the peel of the banana which is then placed back amongst non Hanava’d bananas. If possible, a cameraman should be placed in a position to observe the ensuing hilarity.
Dude, Joey got so drunk last night he almost ate his own Havana banana!!
by Feral fecal photos August 31, 2023
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sloppy banana

When a female peels back your forskin and your dick cheese flys out
She was happily getting ready for. Sex till she realized i had a sloppy banana
by 7816351 July 2, 2017
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