Dennis asked 'what is the difference between a nine volt battery and her bologna roll ?' ... 'Sooner or later you're gonna put your tongue on it!'
by Yukonskitch May 11, 2016

A cream-filled cake roll whipped with chocolate mocha on the sides, fruit slices on the top, authentically made in Switzerland during the early 19th century.
by Lily_The_Supasta February 20, 2025

Girl "Hey can you pass us some loo roll"
Guy "Get it yourself you dirtbag the whore roll is under the bed"
Guy "Get it yourself you dirtbag the whore roll is under the bed"
by Hardstyle_Huffy October 14, 2011

by Ricanocreator April 25, 2020

WoF: Sunny, Clay
Warrior Cats: Greystripe, Mosskit
Cuphead: Mugman
Undertale: Papyrus, Asriel
FnAf: PuRple GuY (jk)
I’m sorry
Warrior Cats: Greystripe, Mosskit
Cuphead: Mugman
Undertale: Papyrus, Asriel
FnAf: PuRple GuY (jk)
I’m sorry
by pureboredom July 9, 2021

The act of catching a hot, long turd when it slides out of your booty hole, wrapping it in toilet paper, and carrying it around with you as a snack.
He came out of the bathroom having jelly rolled his lunch from six hours before. Seconds never tasted so sweet.
by charleyunderboss August 6, 2022

by liz 🥺 May 30, 2022
